Miscellaneous: Today, I was sitting in a café when I dropped my phone. After... - FML

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By phoneless - 19/06/2016 21:00

Today, I was sitting in a café when I dropped my phone. After ages searching the floor for it, I realised it had dropped into the lady behind me's bag. She looked terrifying, so I thought I'd wait until she went to the bathroom. She never did, and I ended watching her walk out, with my phone. FML

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RememberSchlitz 9

Saturday 13 August 2016 13:03

You drop your phone, judge her on only her appearance, and then decide to risk rummaging around in her purse instead rather than just asking. YDI.

nattnatt73 31

Sunday 3 July 2016 10:34

What could she do? It's not like she was going to bite you or something. Sorry op ydi for not growing a pair and asking for your phone back.

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fantasyworld 37

Sunday 14 August 2016 14:24

Even if she did go to the bathroom she'd most likely take the bag with her. I'm sure if you asked she would look and give it back to you. I doubt she want some random stranger's phone.

r00dmutherfucker 10

Sunday 14 August 2016 18:12

You should have just said "Excuse me, I dropped my phone in your bag. Could I get it?" or something like that. You shouldn't jydge a book by its cover.

Namenlos_fml 20

Monday 15 August 2016 8:29

Even if she did go to the bathroom, wouldn't she take her bag with her?

dave__609 10

Monday 15 August 2016 8:53

how are you posting this then

simmy01191 14

Monday 15 August 2016 10:35

Why would she even leave her bag behind when she goes to the bathroom?

Ise_fml 6

Monday 15 August 2016 11:11

You are an idiot. It was an honest mistake... Seriously, wow...

jvanevery 19

Monday 15 August 2016 22:17

now u have an opportunity for even more drama just call your phone and say you stole my phone

animechan 15

Saturday 20 August 2016 9:04

Why didn't you just tell her that you dropped your phone?She won't bite you.YDi

Wonthebread 20

Wednesday 28 December 2016 21:06

Senseless

bill112343 6

Friday 9 June 2017 20:11

da ****, how u writing this then

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