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By phoneless - 19/06/2016 21:00

Today, I was sitting in a café when I dropped my phone. After ages searching the floor for it, I realised it had dropped into the lady behind me's bag. She looked terrifying, so I thought I'd wait until she went to the bathroom. She never did, and I ended watching her walk out, with my phone. FML
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You drop your phone, judge her on only her appearance, and then decide to risk rummaging around in her purse instead rather than just asking. YDI.

What could she do? It's not like she was going to bite you or something. Sorry op ydi for not growing a pair and asking for your phone back.

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Even if she did go to the bathroom she'd most likely take the bag with her. I'm sure if you asked she would look and give it back to you. I doubt she want some random stranger's phone.

You should have just said "Excuse me, I dropped my phone in your bag. Could I get it?" or something like that. You shouldn't jydge a book by its cover.

Even if she did go to the bathroom, wouldn't she take her bag with her?

Why would she even leave her bag behind when she goes to the bathroom?

You are an idiot. It was an honest mistake... Seriously, wow...

now u have an opportunity for even more drama just call your phone and say you stole my phone

Why didn't you just tell her that you dropped your phone?She won't bite you.YDi

bill112343 6

da ****, how u writing this then