Transportation: Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties...

By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2022 04:00

Today, a woman maced me from her car window because I was approaching her in a menacing, rapist kind of way. She never happened to consider that my car was in the parking spot right next to hers. She didn’t apologise, just said it was my fault for looking like a rapist, and drove away leaving me half blind. FML

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Trace01m 11

Wednesday 8 December 2010 19:45

You could always throw the glovebox open and reach in. Seems to scare people when I do it :)

unidentified_sta 5

Wednesday 8 December 2010 18:57

Should have looked her in the eyes and fapped, that would have shown her.

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incomple 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 20:39

lol

zenti 2

Wednesday 8 December 2010 20:42

She managed to get out just fine, so who cares? Now forgetting about it in 3...2...1...

skyeyez9 24

Wednesday 8 December 2010 20:58

the christmas season brings out the worst in people.

bigbadtim 7

Wednesday 8 December 2010 21:00

You should have smiled, waved, and wished her a Merry Christmas. It would have taken her off guard, and then she would crash her car.

at0micmin3r 23

Wednesday 8 December 2010 21:18

Typical women.

not_a_jew_21 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 21:24

yeah FYL for some person who you're never gonna see again to call you a bitch. YDI bitch.

salmendoza9 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 21:47

how rude she is the bitch

sourgirl101 28

Wednesday 8 December 2010 21:49

Next time, make sure your driver parks correctly before leaving you to fend for yourself. I hate people that block traffic

beachlova910 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 22:02

how is this an fml...so what you got screamed at a cranky lady that is probs on her monthly present...get over yourself

iheartglasses 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 22:04

Some people are so ignorant lol I would have went into a rage against her, but thats just my opinionated hot tempered self...

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