Miscellaneous: Today, I was sitting in the cafeteria with my friends when I...

By hey-ooo - 28/10/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, I was sitting in the cafeteria with my friends when I suddenly passed out due to my hypoglycemia. When I woke up, I discovered that I was still in the same spot and my friends had abandoned me to go to class. Also, my stuff was stolen. FML

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By blackedout - 06/10/2009 05:25 - Singapore

Today, I fainted on the sidewalk. When I woke up, I was still lying on the sidewalk, people were stepping over me and my purse was gone. FML

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By Koda - 06/05/2011 04:27

Today, I passed out when my blood sugar dropped. Three times. And each time, my roommate, who was right next to me, just let me fall because he liked the way my face looked. FML

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By qhorin halflung - 22/07/2015 17:35

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Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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By pplsuck - 25/09/2012 23:57 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML

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By Aaron - 14/05/2009 21:23 - United States

Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML

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By mazey93 - 09/12/2016 19:14 - United Kingdom - Newport

Today, I passed out on the way to work. Some lucky passerby took this as an opportunity to help themself to my purse. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2023 06:00

Today, I went to the doctor for a routine check-up. When the nurse took my blood pressure, I passed out, and fell off the table. FML

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helennaa 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 9:21

FYL. some friends you have; you need new ones.

stunty_fml 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 9:21

Are you sure that "friends" is the right word for them?

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DumbStruck79 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 10:14

FYL

brkn_hearted 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 10:16

hmm.... that totally sucks, ditch those ******* and find new ones ;) i mean, shit, i was at a concert laying down on the sidewalk cuz i was tired and had a headache, and random ass strangers came up asking if they needed to call an ambulance for me.... the fact that your "FRIENDS" couldn't even see if you were OKAY sucks balls and **** them! but also... a friend of mine recently told me that i don't comment anymore on fml... so............ COMMENT COMMENT COMMENT COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!

redbluegreen 40

Wednesday 28 October 2009 11:05

Shush. O:

hilda_kitty 16

Friday 6 August 2010 4:09

NOOOO redbluegreen!!! why'd ya change your picture? ... I liked the old one better... =(

asbudds 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 10:21

You should get new friends big time!

fadedsmile 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 10:29

You need some folks who care about your condition. I wonder what they'd do with a narcoleptic they knew.

lizzzie_fml 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 10:34

Given that you were already in a cafeteria, why would you let your blood sugar get so low that you fainted?? It may suck that they left you, but you deserve it for being so lax about your condition.

12345678dance 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 16:59

that's exactly what I was thinking...

Moonpaper 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 10:46

I feel for you - I have hypoglycemia, too, although it's never gotten to the point where I pass out. Get some new friends, but make sure they're ones who actually care about you.

fireandice27 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 10:56

That's pretty awful! Definitely get some new friends

redbluegreen 40

Wednesday 28 October 2009 11:10

Oh the joys of high school.

laurr_rawrs 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 11:44

this may be the most ****** up & legit FML I've ever read. If that happened to me, I would've like, cried. LOL AW. Def find new friends and maybe some $ to get new stuff? sorry your life is so ******. :/

anjyu22 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 12:00

That sucks and you need new friends, but coming from a fellow hypoglycemic - why the heck weren't you eating in the cafeteria? Or carrying around between-class snacks for that matter? FYL for your friends being shitheads but also YDI for neglecting your blood sugar.