Miscellaneous: Today, I was sitting in the cafeteria with my friends when I...

By hey-ooo - 28/10/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, I was sitting in the cafeteria with my friends when I suddenly passed out due to my hypoglycemia. When I woke up, I discovered that I was still in the same spot and my friends had abandoned me to go to class. Also, my stuff was stolen. FML

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By blackedout - 06/10/2009 05:25 - Singapore

Today, I fainted on the sidewalk. When I woke up, I was still lying on the sidewalk, people were stepping over me and my purse was gone. FML

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By Koda - 06/05/2011 04:27

Today, I passed out when my blood sugar dropped. Three times. And each time, my roommate, who was right next to me, just let me fall because he liked the way my face looked. FML

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By emmy - 08/09/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I was working as a stagehand for one of my college classes. I’m diabetic and can’t go without food for more than a few hours. I was told that if I left early, ate anything backstage, or passed out, I would fail the class. I passed out. FML

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By qhorin halflung - 22/07/2015 17:35

Today, on the bus, my blood sugar level got too low and I passed out. When I came to, the woman next to me was hitting me, saying she needed to get off and that she didn't have time for my, "stupid fucking prank." FML

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By poserpilot - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - El Cajon

Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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By pplsuck - 25/09/2012 23:57 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML

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By Aaron - 14/05/2009 21:23 - United States

Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML

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By mazey93 - 09/12/2016 19:14 - United Kingdom - Newport

Today, I passed out on the way to work. Some lucky passerby took this as an opportunity to help themself to my purse. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2023 06:00

Today, I went to the doctor for a routine check-up. When the nurse took my blood pressure, I passed out, and fell off the table. FML

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helennaa 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 9:21

FYL. some friends you have; you need new ones.

stunty_fml 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 9:21

Are you sure that "friends" is the right word for them?

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KBmaster 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 23:27

YDI because you live in Texas with people who only care about themselves.

kaykay007 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 23:30

new friends for sure

banana_head 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 1:16

i would hardly call those idiots "friends"

frostie 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 1:46

Your friends either dont care about you, or must have thought that you were sooo tired that you passed out from not sleeping properly. If i was you i would have confronted them about it. **** the little rat ass thief who stole your stuff. I hate thieves :/. They should learn to steal from big,profitable company's e.g. walmart, sobeys etc :P

giganticbrain 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 2:20

This is why you don't count on "friends". Ever.

germa_fml 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 3:16

I would of drawn on your face b4 I left you. That's what friends are for.

sadistic_mms 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 3:41

It sucks about your friends and stuff, but if you were in the cafeteria, why didn't you get food? When you start feeling dizzy, you have to get food quickly to prevent the passing out. I'm sure your friends wouldn't mind buying you a candy bar.