Miscellaneous: Today, I was sitting in the cafeteria with my friends when I...

By hey-ooo - 28/10/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, I was sitting in the cafeteria with my friends when I suddenly passed out due to my hypoglycemia. When I woke up, I discovered that I was still in the same spot and my friends had abandoned me to go to class. Also, my stuff was stolen. FML

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By blackedout - 06/10/2009 05:25 - Singapore

Today, I fainted on the sidewalk. When I woke up, I was still lying on the sidewalk, people were stepping over me and my purse was gone. FML

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By Koda - 06/05/2011 04:27

Today, I passed out when my blood sugar dropped. Three times. And each time, my roommate, who was right next to me, just let me fall because he liked the way my face looked. FML

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By emmy - 08/09/2024 17:00 - United States

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By qhorin halflung - 22/07/2015 17:35

Today, on the bus, my blood sugar level got too low and I passed out. When I came to, the woman next to me was hitting me, saying she needed to get off and that she didn't have time for my, "stupid fucking prank." FML

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Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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By pplsuck - 25/09/2012 23:57 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML

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By Aaron - 14/05/2009 21:23 - United States

Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML

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By mazey93 - 09/12/2016 19:14 - United Kingdom - Newport

Today, I passed out on the way to work. Some lucky passerby took this as an opportunity to help themself to my purse. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2023 06:00

Today, I went to the doctor for a routine check-up. When the nurse took my blood pressure, I passed out, and fell off the table. FML

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helennaa 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 9:21

FYL. some friends you have; you need new ones.

stunty_fml 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 9:21

Are you sure that "friends" is the right word for them?

Comments

Superawesomestev 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 12:14

16, you're a genius. I need to go shit. that was my thought progression after reading your uber intelligent comment.

the_holy_one 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 12:30

Maybe they just thought you fell asleep and thought that it would be fun to leave you there...

HJB 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 18:42

agreed

LzrdPsnsSpck 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 13:38

Friends? What friends?

perdix 29

Wednesday 28 October 2009 13:45

Your friends are probably pre-meds who went to class to get the good grades, and let you fail to lower the mean. Their motto: It's not enough that I succeed, but my friends must also fail.

th_fml 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 14:09

Maybe they just thought you were tired. I hope it does it happen again for you. All the best.

ti3n_t 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 14:12

Brah, you musta hulacinated up soem imaginary friends coz I don't see how a human cud just ditch someone who just faints right infront ovem, let alone someone you know personally. dass rediculous!

sarah_berah 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 14:13

I'm confused. Maybe I'm crazy but doesn't eatting something usually help people with hypogylcemia NOT pass out? And wern't you where people normally eat? So why wern't you eatting??

Wet_Dream 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 14:25

maybe the raped you to, who knows...

Kel_x 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 14:51

Wth? Why would you even want to put that fear in people?!

save_me_08 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 16:29

raped her...in a public cafeteria...where I doubt they were the only people...

Wet_Dream 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 17:14

read the news.. a girl was raped with 7 boys and people just walked by...

CherryKatie 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 15:02

Thats horrible. I only laughed because they actually stole your stuff, teehee.

brontide 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 15:06

Acute hypoglycemic attack causes seizures and does not just cause someone to "pass out". You were tired and probably dehydrated, but I doubt you were hypoglycemic. You fell asleep.