By lifesux17 - 27/02/2009 02:25 - United States

Today, I was sitting in the living room with my parents when my dad asked my mom if she knew where he could find some double a batteries. She said to check my vibrator. He said he already did. FML
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lifesux17 0

A. It was MY vibrator, not my moms... B. I'm 19 years old, not too old to still live with your parents and old enough to own a vibrator (though i didnt know there was an age where you had to be "old enough") , to the rest of you, im glad my misery and embarrassment added some laughter to your day :) this website is great for that :)

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bosveranda 0

yeah, that's a fml.

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0___0 9

#13 and #14 are right Still embarrassing though.

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magicmarkers 0

#16, it is unclear, but it seems like the poster was talking about their own vibrator, which most people took it as..

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nametags 0

I took it as the poster's mom sad "check my vibrator" as in the one their mother owns

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burdenofaday 0

@#18: Obviously her vibrator didn't use AA batteries. ;]

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8ranko 0

that's funny as cracking butt...xD did your parents got you new batteries for the vibrator??

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Coalke 5

Wtf? Cracking butt? *get Why the hell would you ask that question? Relevant?

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Arbosis 0

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA at least they take it natural

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lifesux17 0

A. It was MY vibrator, not my moms... B. I'm 19 years old, not too old to still live with your parents and old enough to own a vibrator (though i didnt know there was an age where you had to be "old enough") , to the rest of you, im glad my misery and embarrassment added some laughter to your day :) this website is great for that :)

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Haylzzzmuzzicc 1

Haha!! i did laugh best one of em all????????????

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frizz101 22

You shouldn't have a vibrator if you still live with your parents

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xxmirandapandaxx 14

**** you bro. Let her **********. What guy didn't jerk off behind closed doors at his parents.

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UGADAWG34 0

either they were kidding, you are lying, or your parents are sick ***** that should be shot...

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Lil_fml 0

That's too F'd up. o__o

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jm88 0

Look on the bright side man, if it didnt have batteries in it she must not use it that much.

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