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By goldenpuppy - 19/05/2016 20:54 - United States - Somerville

Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML

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By whydoihavecats - 04/08/2015 19:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML

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You deserved it 2 663

By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 17:04 - United States - Louisville

Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML

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You deserved it 3 730

By killer - 17/07/2010 14:54 - United States

Today, I was outside when a mouse ran toward my feet. There was a wall behind me, so I tried to jump over him. He changed course, and I landed on him. It crunched. FML

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You deserved it 8 119

By animal lover... - 05/10/2013 22:34

Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML

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Sorry Stuart…

By connor1701 - 27/02/2017 20:00

Today, I went to put my coat on to go out. I put my hand in my pocket, not knowing there was a mouse sleeping in there. I squeezed it, it bit me and ran off. FML

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You deserved it 651

By juwkgo - 17/02/2010 15:05 - United States

Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels, I stepped on a dead mouse. My heel went through it. FML

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You deserved it 5 597

By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 07:45 - Australia - Perth

Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML

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You deserved it 2 747

Spooky

By mike - 11/03/2011 18:34 - United States

Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML

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You deserved it 7 165

Sorry Mr Nibbles

By JustMyLuck - 06/09/2009 01:31 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. We were all standing in the kitchen when suddenly a small white and brown mouse ran by. Out of natural instinct, I stomped on it. Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier. FML

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You deserved it 52 255

Dinner time

By JJ84 - 31/07/2024 12:00 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I was having a romantic dinner at home with my girlfriend. Everything was perfect—candles, wine, the whole shebang. As we sat down, I felt something moving under the table. I thought it was her playing footsie. Nope, it was our cat with a very live, very tetchy mouse he'd just caught. Cue the screaming and wine spilling everywhere. FML

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MDoremis 38

Friday 20 May 2016 9:36

Was it... Was it still alive when you got up?

L337Vic 7

Friday 20 May 2016 9:34

I feel bad for the mouse

Comments

xxUnknown 19

Friday 20 May 2016 21:39

Why is everyone hurting small creatures? Watch out!

xTommytheGUNx 15

Saturday 21 May 2016 0:04

mouse problems today, I was sitting on the couch minding my own business when a woman sat on me. FML

JordanWhitney 3

Saturday 21 May 2016 0:04

I had something similar happen to me, but instead of sitting on one I crushed it with my foot unknowingly when it climbed into my boots a year ago

Sia_Will 13

Saturday 21 May 2016 7:56

Where the hell do you live op? In a barn?

MrZed_fml 11

Saturday 21 May 2016 22:57

FML for the mouse

janderson416 16

Monday 23 May 2016 13:59

Best mousetrap available.

tigeresscrazy 12

Tuesday 13 September 2016 21:04

I moved back in with my parents an when after a couple of months I was looking under the bed for something found a mouse that been dead for awhile fml