By bloodprincess - 25/06/2013 17:13 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my family. They didn't even notice me there until the dog started barking at me because I took his spot. My mom defended the dog, and now I'm sitting on the floor while a Pomeranian takes up half the couch for himself. FML
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bloodprincess 11

I'm really quiet and well my family chooses to ignore me unless it is time for house work.

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Riya2595 15

Why don't you just put it on your lap?

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Jemm_fml 29

This is the part where you "accidentally" sit on it!

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JayElleBee 15

My family has a Pomeranian too. I usually have to stand or sit in the kitchen.

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_DudeGuy_ 16

How does a Pomeranian even take up half a couch? They're so damn small.

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bandeek 30

That could be op's point...

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sicksadworld1317 30

Taking up the majority of the space on a couch or bed has been a trick of the felines for many years- I guess dogs and cats have something more in common than being cute and fuzzy after all.

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Ziggy122 15

Cesar Millan would have a field day with your family. It appears your Pomeranian has "small dog syndrome".

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perdix 29

Is his name Sheldon? Bazinga!

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bloodprincess 11

Sadly it is. It was in between Sheldon or Dobby (he also likes to steal socks and run around without a leash)

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blackonblight 32

Ow. I don't know if that's funny or just a level of sad that will never be beaten.

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vegeta77 4

I agree with your parents that dogs are better than kids, but you seem ok cause you did the right thing and gave the dog his seat.

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vegeta77 4

Why's it always gotta be about sex? Why don't you go **** a kid pedo?

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PenguinBitch 43

Stand up for yourself. Don't let that Pomeranian little punk take control of you. Um.....don't tell the dog I said that! D:

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venus89 17

That's a little absurd. Our dog is a lot bigger and she acts like a lap dog. One of the many compromises you have to make. Talk to your mum. They don't take much room

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EmsyyyRose13 24

I love dogs, but I absolutely hate when people choose them over their own children. That's kinda messed up.

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Ziggy122 15

Same here. I ESPECIALLY hate people who think that small dogs are just little dolls to endlessly pamper and raise them to be spoiled rotten, aggressive little assholes. That's why dogs like chihuahuas get a bad rap. They're super sweet if their owners raise them right.

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