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By Anonymous - 23/08/2009 19:41 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my little brother. He was looking at me and says "so cool." I asked him what was so cool and he says "it's not that cool but, your eyebrow connects to your other eyebrow". FML

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By hairless - 09/10/2011 03:53 - Canada

Today, I learned the hard way that your little brother is not joking when he threatens to shave your eyebrows if you don't let him watch cartoons. FML

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By the_pheasant66 - 26/06/2010 10:31 - Ireland

Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML

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By tb351 - 28/05/2011 23:37 - United States

Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML

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By thatoneperson - 17/02/2012 12:43 - United States

Today, I discovered that you can't always assume your little brother is kidding when he says that you have a spider on top of your head. FML

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Rude!

By reallydevonte - 01/08/2016 17:30 - United States - Memphis

Today, I went to the eye doctor with my little brother. There were only three chairs and one was occupied by a woman. I sat at the far end, but as soon as I sat down, I heard my little brother yell out loud, "I DON'T WANT TO SIT NEXT TO THE FAT LADY!" FML

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By TimeForAHairCut - 08/06/2012 23:44 - United States - Eugene

Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML

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By mafiaguy800 - 27/08/2019 14:00

Today, I woke up to see my four year-old brother with a sharpie, trying to play “Connect the Dots” with my acne. FML

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By xxxchelsiexxx - 06/02/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML

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Suave

By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 14:36 - United States

Today, my brother had his hot friend over. I decided to make a move because he was staring at me and smiling all night, so I asked him which holiday was his favorite, Christmas or Easter while I batted my eyes and smiled. That's when he said, "You have lettuce in your teeth." FML

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By TappedAnts - 08/04/2016 01:45 - United States - Seabrook

Today, I went to a family reunion with my brother and my mother. She spent quite a while giving a glowing introduction for my brother to one of her cousins. Then, just before walking off, she jerked a thumb in my direction and said, "Oh, yeah, and that's his sister." FML

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Monday 24 August 2009 1:15

LOL, shave it then...

xxorganizedmess 0

Monday 24 August 2009 1:23

Nyeh. A teacher in my school has a unibrow. He didn't care, was one of the student's favourite teachers, and made fun of it himself sometimes. Not that big a deal.

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Matty_No9 0

Monday 24 August 2009 6:44

haha #46 shut the **** up already

wtrplochica 0

Monday 24 August 2009 7:22

Ydi for being fuzzy

noshitsherlock 0

Monday 24 August 2009 7:52

YOU DESERVE IT? How hard is it to pluck it? That's like basic grooming, geez. Do you shave your armpits? legs? 0____0

f_u_u_f_f 0

Monday 24 August 2009 8:02

Yes, that's the idea behind plucking. Whenever, those darn hairs grow back in, they get plucked. Tedious and a bit painful if you have sensitive skin and don't do it after a shower, but the results are worth it.

Djoooiz 0

Monday 24 August 2009 8:02

And you're a female? Didn't you notice why everyone had 2 eyebrows instead of one?

fakemylife 2

Monday 24 August 2009 8:06

At least it didn't connect with your beard.

likeOMGwow 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 5:36

hahahahaha

thatonekid2010 0

Monday 24 August 2009 8:07

YDI for being an alien studying math in Nazi Germany. Freak.

Kevin_kna 0

Monday 24 August 2009 8:42

Bitch you need to shave that shit!!!!

kellster 2

Monday 24 August 2009 8:52

And this is an FML because what, you didn't know? Have a look at your face, dear. Then pick up a pair of tweezers, and where it was one, make two. Do NOT shave it. That will help no one and nothing - but it WILL give you facial stubble. Do you want that? PS: As long as you're having a look, why don't you go ahead and check for other facial hair that shouldn't be there? I'm thinking the mustache & chin areas in particular. Just while you're in the aria with the tweezers.