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By Anonymous - 23/08/2009 19:41 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my little brother. He was looking at me and says "so cool." I asked him what was so cool and he says "it's not that cool but, your eyebrow connects to your other eyebrow". FML

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By hairless - 09/10/2011 03:53 - Canada

Today, I learned the hard way that your little brother is not joking when he threatens to shave your eyebrows if you don't let him watch cartoons. FML

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By the_pheasant66 - 26/06/2010 10:31 - Ireland

Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML

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By tb351 - 28/05/2011 23:37 - United States

Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML

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By thatoneperson - 17/02/2012 12:43 - United States

Today, I discovered that you can't always assume your little brother is kidding when he says that you have a spider on top of your head. FML

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By reallydevonte - 01/08/2016 17:30 - United States - Memphis

Today, I went to the eye doctor with my little brother. There were only three chairs and one was occupied by a woman. I sat at the far end, but as soon as I sat down, I heard my little brother yell out loud, "I DON'T WANT TO SIT NEXT TO THE FAT LADY!" FML

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By TimeForAHairCut - 08/06/2012 23:44 - United States - Eugene

Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML

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By mafiaguy800 - 27/08/2019 14:00

Today, I woke up to see my four year-old brother with a sharpie, trying to play “Connect the Dots” with my acne. FML

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By xxxchelsiexxx - 06/02/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML

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Suave

By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 14:36 - United States

Today, my brother had his hot friend over. I decided to make a move because he was staring at me and smiling all night, so I asked him which holiday was his favorite, Christmas or Easter while I batted my eyes and smiled. That's when he said, "You have lettuce in your teeth." FML

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By TappedAnts - 08/04/2016 01:45 - United States - Seabrook

Today, I went to a family reunion with my brother and my mother. She spent quite a while giving a glowing introduction for my brother to one of her cousins. Then, just before walking off, she jerked a thumb in my direction and said, "Oh, yeah, and that's his sister." FML

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Monday 24 August 2009 1:15

LOL, shave it then...

xxorganizedmess 0

Monday 24 August 2009 1:23

Nyeh. A teacher in my school has a unibrow. He didn't care, was one of the student's favourite teachers, and made fun of it himself sometimes. Not that big a deal.

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lisaloise 3

Monday 24 August 2009 11:54

WOAH and you don't even realize it? O_o

moshkid91 0

Monday 24 August 2009 15:13

Bahahahaaa That is the funnyest thing ive read since 5 minits ago Bahaa I Tip My Hat for you!

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Monday 24 August 2009 17:29

Can't reply directly from my phone, but @pimpin88: It's possible to be one of those girls mentioned in your first paragraph (chapter?!), and still take care of yourself & look hot. Just sayin'.

orchids_torturer 0

Monday 24 August 2009 17:45

u know what else is cool? hot wax and later if you are lucky, two eyebrows. the orchids' torturer has spoken.

ashleeee 0

Monday 24 August 2009 19:41

lol that idea is BEYOND cool!

Prendergast 0

Monday 24 August 2009 18:38

meatloaf

Monie_Madness 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 3:26

I agree completely. :D

k_100 0

Monday 24 August 2009 23:08

HAHAHAHAHAHA thats hilarious

RNCftw 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 1:11

YDI for not shaving that

tinkchic4life 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 2:22

lol and ydi u should notice that if u look in the mirror every day

turbogirl 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 7:04

Haha... it's usually only common for guys to have Monobrows... have you never had your brows waxed at all? Ugh. FYL for being born with caterpillar eyebrows... but YDI for not waxing like every other normal woman.