Transportation: Today, I was sitting on the train wondering what that putrid...

By kstaa - 10/02/2010 11:47 - Australia

Today, I was sitting on the train wondering what that putrid smell was. As I got off the train I realized there was vomit all over the back of my seat. FML

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By herzausstein - 21/12/2009 22:36 - Belgium

Today, I took the train home. When seated, I suddenly noticed something wet on my seat. Without looking, I thought it was water since it was snowing outside. Guess again. It was vomit. FML

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By wookieewhosshe - 12/06/2022 15:00 - United Kingdom - Dalkeith

Today, I was on a train when I felt the unsettling urge to vomit. I ran to the toilet, but there was someone in there, with another waiting in the corridor. Out of time, and luck, I projectile-vomited into a bin built into the wall. The man waiting for the toilet looked truly traumatised. FML

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By Noguestlist - 02/03/2011 08:16

Today, on the train, a cute girl gave me her number. After maybe half an hour, she went to her seat and I went to the toilet for a quick but loud and painful dump. I opened the door and saw her outside getting bitch-slapped by the smell. FML

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By Ihatebuses - 14/06/2018 19:00

Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 20:00

Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML

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By fr1day - 21/01/2009 07:25 - Australia

Today, it's my birthday but I had to go to work. I catch the train and I am forced to sit next to this weird smelly dude who jumps off one stop before mine. A little old lady jumps on so I shuffle over so she can sit down with ease. Upon exiting the train i notice my pants are wet with smelly dude's piss. FML

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By littlemisstiny - 29/08/2009 08:48 - Ireland

Today, I swapped seats with someone on a ferry so she could sit next to her friend. Minutes later, a child sitting behind me threw up on my head, while the girl I had swapped with and her friend laughed hysterically as I attempted to wipe the puke from my hair. FML

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By WhatsThatSmell - 25/02/2011 13:25 - Australia

Today, I took a busy train into the city. I was lucky enough to get a seat. People were forced to stand in the aisle in front of me, and the person directly opposite me, whose butt was level with my head farted in my face. Twice. FML

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By eewww - 06/05/2011 15:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I took a 40 minute bus ride home from work. The first 20 minutes were spent listening to the drunk man behind me moan uncontrollably and belch. The last 20 minutes were spent trying to ignore the vomit he left on my back as he got up to leave. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2022 06:00

Today, some woman, sick with god knows what, didn’t vomit into the bin next to my car, or even just onto the floor, she lurched over to my car and vomited through my open window onto my shirt and legs, and down into the footwell. I can still smell it. FML

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arikeer 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 15:59

omg, that's freakin' disgusting.

sydneyanne 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 15:59

awww man that sucks

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griffener 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 16:52

*gets on train* *looks at pretty lady on train* *can't stop looking* *goes to sit down* *heard a -splat-* *smelled a smell* *felt wet pants/shirt* *kept staring at pretty lady* *didn't care about the stink/wetness enough to turn and look* you idiot

Bugatti_Veyron 1

Wednesday 10 February 2010 16:54

so you didn't feal it all over your back the whole time? it didn't go through your clothes?yea right. FAKE

Ashle1gh 14

Wednesday 10 February 2010 17:38

It was on the back of her seat, not on the back of her, so I highly doubt she would've felt it.

Bugatti_Veyron 1

Wednesday 10 February 2010 19:02

wow... if it was on the back of her seat, she would have been sitting on it! retard...

monnanon 13

Wednesday 10 February 2010 19:26

no on the back as in the the OTHER SIDE, not the backrest of the seat.

Jrook 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 19:28

yeah that qualifies as an fml how? I think any idiot could assume that it's ON the op if it's on fml

monnanon 13

Wednesday 10 February 2010 22:11

ok point taken but it would still be an fml if you were that close to someone elses vomit

Jrook 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 22:33

this is true as well lol. point taken

xvolcom893x 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 16:56

hahahah enjoy it!

Kee_1992 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 16:56

35, thats a milestone!! jk. uh that sucks. pocket febreze would be handy

BlueTwist89 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 17:00

Ugh, soooo nasty. I probably would have puked when if I realized I'd been leaning up against puke. Kinda wondering how you missed that. FYL, anyway.

o0XMzMayX0o 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 17:10

I thing OP might of b wearing a big jacket or something like it since Im assuming it's cold, I could b wrong but that's the only way I see it happening.