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By anonymous - 21/11/2009 08:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
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g3rusz 6

Take a picture of your friend, show it to your (soon-to-be-ex-)GF and tell her: "Hon, this is a guy I used to know. He has herpes, so warn your friends not to **** him!" and watch her face. Then dump her, of course!

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Mx_Rider 6

move on find some one better, **** that **** :D

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toink 0

"It was a picture of my girlfriend. SHE DIDN'T CHARGE HIM! FML"

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borabora1991 0

wow f your life. im sorry that happened! :(

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Skull_300 0

Eye for an eye....Now go Bang one of her friends! Then try to stop her from "accidently" falling down the steps. **** that Bitch!

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i_is_a_tr00l 0

I'm that girl  O_____O

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dent91 0

???????????? u r that girl O.o **** ur life

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waterynuggets 0

That one girl looked like she was hurtin' for a squirtin

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ladiesman14 0

when are guys going to realize that girls who arent virgins are ho's.

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fmfs 0

hey#34, that's not fair for the girls who are not virgins.. some girls lose it to their boyfriend, with whom they later get married, does that make them a ****? other girls give it to their boyfriend of many years and then, for some reason, they break up. does that still makes them a ****? the point is, a non virgin does not equal to a ****. a **** is a girl who sleeps around with everyone she sees. yet, a girl who gave up her virginity not necessarily goes around sleeping with everyone. just because u lost ur virginity to a girl who wasnt virgin and later found out she was a ****, doesnt mean that every girl who's not a virgin is a ****. plus, u can act like a **** without giving up ur virginity.

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whoismgmt 0

"When are guys going to realize that girls who arent virgins are ho's."... Yet your name is ladies man... Isn't that quite ironic and stupid of you to say that your a ladies man, therefore you probably like to chase after girls with the eventual goal of having sex with them yet you think that if they are not virgins they are "ho's" Doesn't that by your theory - and you are a woman because you are such a fanny you must be one - a "ho" aswell? Go **** your self - Nice photo by the way you loser

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whoismgmt 0

Becuase sexual experimentation means a girls a dirty ****... Have you ever seen a pussy before, other than your mothers when you came out of the womb that is...

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