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By anonymous - 21/11/2009 08:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML

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By LAME - 23/02/2009 08:09 - United States

Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML

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Love Island is back, baby

By Anonymous - 06/06/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML

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By Noname - 11/01/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML

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Kinda sus, huh?

By Derek - 25/09/2024 00:00 - United States - Fallbrook

Today, my best friend told me, "Dude, your girlfriend looks so much like this girl I went to high school with!" and showed me a picture of a girl with a string bikini in a semi-suggestive pose on the beach. I know what you're thinking, but it wasn't my girlfriend. He HAD to choose the skimpiest photo to compare to. FML

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By aru9 - 12/09/2011 19:25 - United States

Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML

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By smart phone mms - 07/12/2009 06:36 - United States

Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML

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By shockedgirl - 16/01/2010 07:17 - United States

Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML

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Who is this?

By CharlieKearney - 10/01/2016 23:33 - Sweden - Uppsala

Today, the guy I made out with on New Year's Eve finally called me. Too bad it was to blame me for the picture of us which someone had sent to his girlfriend. I never took a picture, and had no idea he was in a relationship. FML

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By Darkheaven - 17/11/2008 11:27 - France

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

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Coinkydink

By Anonymous - 21/01/2022 08:01 - Belgium - Roeselare

Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML

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g3rusz 6

Saturday 21 November 2009 13:15

Take a picture of your friend, show it to your (soon-to-be-ex-)GF and tell her: "Hon, this is a guy I used to know. He has herpes, so warn your friends not to **** him!" and watch her face. Then dump her, of course!

Mx_Rider 6

Saturday 21 November 2009 12:37

move on find some one better, **** that **** :D

Comments

ColdGold 6

Monday 23 November 2009 20:08

For sure? He wasn't just teasing you?

ladiesman14 0

Monday 23 November 2009 23:13

nice try whois pretending to be a male. its obvious your a female with a fake profile and fake pic of a guy you hate.

Wauw 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 7:13

@ ladiesman14, whoismgmt could be an it or just not sure so he/she puts women on all of their posts and man on their profile..

COBRAMORPH 0

Friday 27 November 2009 0:04

Without letting her know that you know, somehow guilt her into doing something really degrading sexually, take some pics, crop yourself out, dump her, & put them online. Get her to let you pee on her her. Then dump her. Share the pics though.

CalamityStriker 0

Friday 27 November 2009 9:52

small town? thought so.

Badass94 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 15:47

**** her then dump her while ur leaving then say BITCH-ASS-NESS i found out then leave dont tell her what u found out so she will be confused lol it always works

thrillhouse100 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 23:28

i go for the herpes plan

KylesGirl52 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 21:49

if he's your friend, how does he not know what your girlfriend looks like??

KylesGirl52 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 21:48

if he's your friend, how does he not know what your girlfriend looks like??

Lady5 0

Friday 20 May 2011 13:00

Wow.....crazy comments on here. I say dont stoop to her level. Ditch the chick and move onto something better. As far as the comment ab how his friend didnt know that was his gf, well just cuz your friends doesnt mean you know everything. He could have just started dating this girl, he just might not have Facebook, or him and this friend arent that close. It happens.