Miscellaneous: Today, I was sleeping in my apartment when I woke up to the smell...

By chinesef000d - 29/08/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, I was sleeping in my apartment when I woke up to the smell of smoke. Alarmed, I ran out to the kitchen to find my roommates trying to put out a fire on the stove. As soon as they saw me, they ran for it, informing me that it was my problem now. They used my good frying pan. FML

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Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2020 23:00

Today, I tried to make breakfast. I had everything cooking on the stove when I reached to turn on the faucet, only to find out that the head of the faucet was up the sleeve of my robe. After drying off, I went to serve my boyfriend his plate, but when I returned, the stove had caught fire. FML

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By Smoke Undetected - 13/10/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, I found out that our smoke detector doesn't work when my roommate turned on the wrong burner while trying to cook. Our air fryer was on said burner, and it started to melt. It sat there for who knows how long until I noticed smoke everywhere and went to investigate. We don't have an air fryer now. FML

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By Muffinhater - 24/12/2009 03:21 - United States

Today, I awoke at 5am to the smell of smoke and the sound of sirens. It seems the whole Santa Monica Fire Department had made it outside our apartment complex. We had to wake up every single person on our floor. What for? An old lady burned a muffin. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2020 18:00

Today, my house caught on fire. After it was put out, I realized the damage wasn't bad, mainly smoke damage. I went to my parents' for the night because my house smelled. While there, I received a phone call from my neighbor. Apparently, my house caught fire again. It's now a pile of ashes. FML

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By Dx - 06/03/2011 07:18 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for my usual. After putting the baby to sleep I put some popcorn in the microwave and went to the bathroom. When I came out the whole kitchen was filled with smoke. One of the neighbors saw and called 911. I'm out of a job. FML

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By neednewfriends - 19/12/2009 23:21 - United States

Today, I ran into the living room when I heard the smoke alarm going off. Turns out, my friend thought it was a good idea to melt a plastic cup on my floor heater. He also thought the best way to put it out was to urinate on it. My house smells like burnt pee. FML

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By fireman - 06/10/2010 09:31 - United States

Today, I went over to this girl's house that I really like. I was planning on cooking her dinner. In the process, the grease in the pan got too hot and caught fire. We ended up having to call the fire department. FML

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By cnkk07 - 14/10/2011 10:36 - United States

Today, my dad used the stove to boil water. Unfortunately, he turned the wrong burner on, setting the smoke alarm off. What's worse was the smell of burning plastic that came from the coffeemaker being melted down. It's been over an hour, and my eyes still burn like hell when I walk into the kitchen. FML

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By GasFromThePast - 24/11/2018 16:40 - United States - Cambridge

Today, I smelled gas when entering my apartment. I checked everything and then left to seek help. I was told to call 911, which resulted in two firetrucks and 10+ firefighters, one of which was my high school sweetheart, entering my messy apartment and finding nothing wrong. FML

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Saturday 29 August 2009 12:10

By beating them with one of your other frying pans, this fixes the problem.

Darth_Taco 14

Saturday 29 August 2009 12:06

Wow. Make them pay for it? Don't do what I would do (hunt them down and beat the crap out of them).

Comments

jskibabe22 4

Wednesday 16 June 2010 3:12

fyl for having a good frying pan. we rnt all ir dryin pans good?

Star16 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 22:08

your stove is on fire and your sad cause they used your good frying pan? I think a new house and/or stove would cost more than a pan. YDI for having stupid friends in your house while you were sleeping.

Usernaame 0

Monday 7 February 2011 4:23

Aw Damn, not the good pan!!!

kyliebear 15

Thursday 18 August 2011 14:53

You complain that they used your good frying pan? I'd be more worried about making sure the fire doesn't spread.

massacreman3000 1

Wednesday 12 October 2011 10:23

find one of their laptop chargers, open it up, and bypass the ac input directly to the wires that go to the laptop. seal the connection with electrical tape, and the next time they go to use their charger, it will destroy the motherboard. best to do this with rubber gloves on, to minimize evidence. im not responsible for anything should anyone try this. this is also a fire hazard, use caution. also, do not attempt this while the cable is plugged in. youll likely die then.