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By Ep1cF4ce - 26/07/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, I was sleeping like a baby on our living room couch. My older brother and his friends lit my slippers on fire. While I was wearing them. They even took a video. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2015 08:44

Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML

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By girl on fire - 03/09/2015 00:32

Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML

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Release the tapes!

By Anonymous - 01/07/2021 00:01

Today, for the second time in my life, I fell and got stuck between my wall and my bed wrapped in a blanket, mad. Instead of helping me, my brother just took videos. FML

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By desertpunk75 - 19/01/2011 03:40 - United States

Today, my friends thought it'd be funny to hold lighters under the smoke alarms while I was sleeping. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 11:49 - United States

Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML

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By RosaP - 28/02/2009 06:40 - Canada

Today, I slept over at a friend's house. We decided to dress up as ninjas and play a trick on her younger brothers, sleeping in the basement. While sneaking down the stairs, in the dark, her mother came home. Thinking I was a robber, she beat me with a lamp. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 20:00

Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML

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What a massive clock

By Rhianna - 22/11/2009 04:05 - Australia

Today, I was babysitting my younger brother while my parents were away. I turned my back on my brother for one minute and then I heard a huge crash from their room. He had somehow destroyed a family heirloom and 200 year-old clock. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 11:45 - Australia

Today, my brother flicked a huge bug onto my foot, making me freak out and fall into my outdoors pool. The water was so cold that I started hyperventilating. My brother left to "get help". I finally managed to get out, and found him watching TV. FML

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Sexy morning

By Anonymous - 15/01/2020 00:00 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, my sister woke me up panicking saying our kitchen was on fire, and we had to leave. She practically dragged me out of bed and all the way to the front door. When we got outside, she suddenly kneed me in the nuts and went back inside, locking the door behind her. I was only wearing boxers. FML

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HollyoaksFan93 9

Tuesday 26 July 2011 12:09

Set his hair on fire while he's sleeping..

Mirorbo 26

Tuesday 26 July 2011 12:09

The idea of 'humor' in the human mind is turning rather primitive these days...

Comments

evillittleme 5

Tuesday 26 July 2011 12:35

YouTube link or it didn't happen

Senior29 8

Tuesday 26 July 2011 12:36

next time sleep naked ;D

samuel96 3

Tuesday 26 July 2011 12:45

then they'd light his pubes on fire

Jacobt24 19

Tuesday 26 July 2011 12:51

yes because pubic hair is in fact still flammable

ILOLatmockdaweek 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 14:14

different fml reference ftw ^^^

bretty_boieeeeyy 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 14:14

guys the OP was wearing slippers I think its safe to assume the OP is female.

genesisnirvana 11

Tuesday 26 July 2011 15:24

or is it safe to assume?

Jacobt24 19

Tuesday 26 July 2011 16:03

when you assume you make an ass out of you and me. It's never safe.

Senior29 8

Wednesday 27 July 2011 11:30

15 pubes can be shaved :P and he can try locking the door :/

borkchop1992 15

Tuesday 26 July 2011 12:48

did you get nice and toasty

kittennn 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 13:02

Love it!

AnagenisisZagus 13

Tuesday 26 July 2011 13:23

.....So, how did that video turn out, eh?

Lil_Killah 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 13:24

thats ****** up ;(

DjeePee 24

Tuesday 26 July 2011 13:32

Hey, OP, I'm certain it's already on YouTube, so can you post the link for us here? Thanks!

Hairnomore 7

Tuesday 26 July 2011 13:44

Now we wait for the video to appear on RWJ

XxAndyasphixiate 1

Tuesday 26 July 2011 17:40

^^^ right! It's not officially funny and/or famous until he reviews it! RWJ FTW!

KK3137 31

Tuesday 26 July 2011 13:53

You sure he's the older one?

dadof2 4

Tuesday 26 July 2011 14:00

is it on youtube

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