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By cardsftw - 16/08/2012 19:50 - United States - Compton

Today, I was so bored that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. FML

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By Mik - 08/06/2011 03:05 - United States

Today, I was bored. Some people would've called up friends to hang out. Not me. I had the sudden urge to make an entire Excel Spreadsheet on how much I've spent on iTunes, month-by-month. I'm not sure what's worse, that I got really into it, or that I've spent nearly $800.00 on iTunes. FML

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By hiii. - 16/03/2010 02:27 - United States

Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML

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By Sam - 01/11/2009 23:10 - Canada

Today, I bought an iTunes giftcard worth $50. I tried to scratch off the little silver thing covering the code with a pair of scissors. I scratched so much that it's now unreadable. FML

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By Margaret - 26/12/2018 02:00

Today, I saw some random iTunes charge on my bank account so I called who I thought was iTunes customer support to figure out the $5 charge, then got scammed into buying $1,400 worth of gift cards. The man on the phone was not with iTunes and took all my money. FML

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By brokeaf - 11/07/2011 19:09 - United States

Today, I received a $50 iTunes card for my birthday. I immediately sat down at my computer and starting buying all my newest favorites. Then I realized I never redeemed my card so the $50 was all charged to my account. FML

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By Terminator101101 - 30/05/2013 23:06 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML

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By Youdontneed2knowmyname - 05/02/2011 05:29 - United States

Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig. For two hours. FML

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By ipodless - 13/10/2011 00:47 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I asked everyone for iTunes money, pleased to finally be able to buy some new songs for my iPod. After receiving several gift cards, I discovered that my iPod had been stolen. FML

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By melonhead77 - 29/03/2012 11:46 - Cyprus

Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML

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By segal1010 - 28/02/2013 00:27 - United States - Potomac

Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML

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linkinpark98 23

Thursday 16 August 2012 22:44

The cure for cancer could be hidden in those, and none of us would ever know.…

minidinosaurgoes 9

Thursday 16 August 2012 22:44

One does not simply read the terms and conditions.

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sulljason 0

Sunday 19 August 2012 9:56

See anything in there about the human centi-pad?

danseur22 0

Monday 20 August 2012 2:18

I heard that someone did that once and there was a phone number in the middle of it that apple said to call and the guy won like 5 grand because no one ever reads them but he did. Haha

pinkybeast 0

Monday 20 August 2012 5:34

well now this is rite boring

MexicanGinger 5

Monday 20 August 2012 16:19

You saved yourself from becoming a hunan centiPad though xD

Jacob3443 0

Tuesday 21 August 2012 11:42

This is more interesting than the person who drew the Libya flag

derpies 12

Thursday 23 August 2012 19:13

Did you seen any thing relating the human centi-pad

SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25

Sunday 26 August 2012 9:18

Ha! Biggest lie in the world "I have read the terms and conditions".

GoCrazyForPie 3

Tuesday 28 August 2012 10:05

You never know when you'll have to agree to be a part of a Human CentIpad lol

kkantan 1

Sunday 2 September 2012 20:55

at least you'll be safe from ever becoming part of a human centipad

Leasha3 14

Monday 25 March 2013 5:14

Wow. You're right that is horrible!!

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