Love: Today, I was so desperate for any kind of male romantic attention... - FML

By desperategurl - 21/08/2012 08:39 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was so desperate for any kind of male romantic attention that I googled "prison pen pals", and I'm considering writing to one. FML

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By K Holed - 29/01/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, my parents told me that they received a letter from a prison. Being curious they opened it up and read the entire thing. It was from this girl I randomly met. Now I have a prison stalker and my parents think I date felons. FML

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You've got mail

By lonely - 15/07/2010 05:19 - United States

Today, I hired somebody to send me love letters. I'm that lonely. FML

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Desperation

By Anonymous - 18/02/2022 21:59

Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML

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By CreepedOut - 29/08/2010 19:45 - United States

Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML

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By insurgent - 03/05/2016 08:31 - Belgium - Antwerpen

Today, I'm so lonely, I wrote my number on a desk at my university, hoping someone would text me. FML

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By forever alone - 05/05/2019 04:00

Today, I was so desperate for someone to talk to I called various restaurants pretending to be interested in ordering food, just so I could have a conversation. I called eleven different places. FML

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By StillFriendless - 25/11/2016 15:20

Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML

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By ohgod. - 10/10/2012 02:59 - United States - Daytona Beach

Today, I found out that my daughter's "pen pal" is really a 58-year-old man in prison. FML

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Desperate times, desperate, dumb measures

By WTFiswrongwithme - 03/03/2020 00:01

Today, I was so desperate for human interaction that I asked a deaf girl in my class if she liked music. I actually signed it to her. FML

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Heartwarming

By mahlee - 06/10/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, my college roomate and I received our first pieces of mail. We were very excited because our mailbox wasn't empty anymore. She got a package of home baked cookies in the mail from her family. I got a letter from a stranger in prison. FML

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DocBastard 38

Tuesday 21 August 2012 16:05

It's a shame that all the good ones are locked up.

Steve95401 49

Tuesday 21 August 2012 16:02

A "pen pal" who is in the penitentiary. Not a good choice OP.

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candylandy 1

Wednesday 22 August 2012 5:32

Get the ones that are sentenced to life, that way they can't get out and murder you.

matt8992 3

Wednesday 22 August 2012 5:38

I'll write to you

skittlesmeep 4

Wednesday 22 August 2012 5:45

Please use dating sites instead.. lol

yunhee2000 10

Wednesday 22 August 2012 5:46

Dont do that try okcupid.com its fun and tons of people

huntercallender 0

Wednesday 22 August 2012 7:02

Trust me I work at a prison and that's the last person you'll want to talk to.

fleurie 6

Wednesday 22 August 2012 7:47

Uh....

fmlwtfkillme 2

Wednesday 22 August 2012 8:12

You should meet the forever alone guy! :D

DylansMomma 9

Wednesday 22 August 2012 8:23

Your comment : Ew. Truly pathetic.

afairshake 8

Wednesday 22 August 2012 12:47

No seriously don't do that just watch a few true movies on lifetime and you'll change your mind fast. It could honestly put you in harms way not to mention there's lots of ways to meet people. Not pushing church on anyone but if you attend one join a singles group even try online dating but don't do what you're considering it's nor worth the risk.

Fisheyedfool7 2

Wednesday 22 August 2012 15:29

Make a match.com profile, unless you're that ugly.

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