By desperategurl - 21/08/2012 08:39 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was so desperate for any kind of male romantic attention that I googled "prison pen pals", and I'm considering writing to one. FML
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DocBastard 38

It's a shame that all the good ones are locked up.

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Steve95401 49

A "pen pal" who is in the penitentiary. Not a good choice OP.

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nightowl713 25

What you write: Dear inmate, I'm writing to you because I'm lonely, and would like someone to keep in contact with. I hope to hear back from you soon. What the inmate read: Dear love of my life, I'm writing you because I am madly in-love with you, and I'm sorry I haven't written before, I hope you come find me when you get out, because I know your a murderer, but I trust you. **i know not all prisoners are killers or crazy, but seriously. You might as well ask to get in trouble. Get a cat if you are that lonely.

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lonecracker 5

Well there's your problem. Go put yourself in a situation where you have to meet knew people, preferably not prisoners.

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89bronco 9

Shit I'll write you too save the embarrassment

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gardenwhipped3 14

Just go into a bar, buy a man a drink. Problem solved. Otherwise if you just want a 'captive audience' you should just buy a cat for that, it's safer.

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noisebox 1

Don't their looser predators you'll regret it...yor're better off alone

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unixdude 9

Their looser predators are what? Looser than your predators?

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rebel_belle1974 5

Make sure he's on death row there's no chance hell get out and visit

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mosquito19 14

nothing give you more attention than good old sexual assult

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