By desperategurl - 21/08/2012 08:39 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was so desperate for any kind of male romantic attention that I googled "prison pen pals", and I'm considering writing to one. FML
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DocBastard 38

It's a shame that all the good ones are locked up.

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Steve95401 49

A "pen pal" who is in the penitentiary. Not a good choice OP.

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Iniezian 18

Equally desperate for female attention here. Call me. :D In all seriousness, DON'T. They're in prison for a reason. Trust me, you'll find someone eventually. Just join a dating site, there are loads of them.

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texas_cowboi316 1

Unless u are one of obese/extremely ugly girls, u need some psychiatric help!wtf is wrong with u, completely normal guys with good education, great jobs making over 125k/yr.. average looking VERY fit guys like me are single!! Whats wrong with the world? Jeezz it's so hard being a brown guy in this country...FML

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eman1972 4

You took the first step. You're going make plenty of friends right here on FML.

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itsme1321 3

And most of these folks haven't been convicted of any violent felonies...yet...hopefully :/

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dlcj18 2

You can def write to me I would be glad and make new friends

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annalily5 28

They have phone sex people you can call for when you're lonely. Just call one of them. Sure they'll charge you, but they're probably a lot better and less likely to track you down and kill you.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

There are several other ways to get male companionship and much less dangerous ones. Join a chat room or a forum with something you're interested in. Don't be talking to prisoners; you're setting yourself up for trouble.

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