By Penkkis - 13/09/2011 06:11 - Finland

Today, I was so lonely, I tried to hold hands with plastic "horror hand" I bought for Halloween. FML
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DocBastard 38

I have to hand it to you, that makes me want to give you the finger. Pathetic losers like you grate on me like nails on a chalkboard. Go somewhere warm and sunny with palm trees, find a cuticle guy, and have some fun! I'm not yelling though...think of this more as a slap on the wrist. Maybe you've left already since you know I'm right.

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sugarkiller_fml 6

Nothing else to cheer you up rather than holding hands?

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deviable 9

Usually the "I was so lonely" FMLs annoy me, but this one is pretty sad.

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corrinaswan 0

I play pranks with mine or wen I'm with my friends I pretend to shake hands with it

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perdix 29

What do you mean you tried? Were you not able to succeed? Did the thing spring to life, slap your hand away and say, "I'm designed to frighten and disgust people, but even I have standards, you creep!"

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perdix 29

*What do you mean you "tried?"

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herpitydurteedur 0

Forever alone

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Llamassss 21

I believe that "tried" references that the "horror hand" was limp and did not hold her hand as well.

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92910bg 4

It's going to run away tile thing from the Adams family

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loserman67 35

Did you give yourself a Horror Hand job???

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nolarboot 10

This would be excellent, but the OP is female. Thumbs-up anyway.

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zombiekitten87 12

Ummmmmm. That sounds very much like a warning sign for "you might be a serial killer if--"

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