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By lonelynessinCA - 14/03/2011 18:31 - United States

Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML

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By lonely loser - 22/08/2014 18:04 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was so desperately lonely that I begged a telemarketer not to hang up on me. FML

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Desperation

By Anonymous - 18/02/2022 21:59

Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML

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By forever alone - 05/05/2019 04:00

Today, I was so desperate for someone to talk to I called various restaurants pretending to be interested in ordering food, just so I could have a conversation. I called eleven different places. FML

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Forever alone man

By Boyufd - 02/01/2021 08:00

Today, I feel so lonely I talked to the likely scam number that called me. Even then they hung up after 2 minutes of talking to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2022 22:00

Today, I'm so lonely that I actually convinced myself it was by choice. FML

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By lonesome - 15/12/2014 03:22 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML

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By LonelyAF - 12/08/2017 13:00

Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML

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By oxbonxo - 07/02/2011 08:38 - Australia

Today, after hanging up the phone, I realised that telemarketers are my only form of social life. FML

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We are legion

By Lennie Mcfish - 26/09/2019 20:01

Today, I'm so lonely that I created multiple fake accounts on different social media platforms, just so I can have people to talk to. FML

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Lonely, so lonely

By Gina Marie Lombardi - 31/07/2021 11:01

Today, I realized how lonely I am when someone called my number by mistake and I talked with them for 5 minutes. I don’t know who she was, but I'm so lonely I was happy to have someone engage in a conversation, even if it was about her calling the wrong number. FML

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Monday 14 March 2011 23:16

op call me! I can hook you up with some shamwows to wipe away you tears. Only $10.99

DoubleEdgedBlade 4

Tuesday 15 March 2011 8:57

OP, don't listen to 5, I can hook you up with the exact same product for the cheap price of $10.98!

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Got_any_grapes1 4

Tuesday 15 March 2011 6:16

Did you ask them for the price of company?

spartans916 1

Tuesday 15 March 2011 7:14

I'll talk to you :)

dansco 24

Tuesday 15 March 2011 7:23

And you got back at those timevipers for us all too! Hope you got all the way up to payment then made your excuses ;)

Blue_Barbie 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 14:36

Ok...let me spell this out for you......... L.O.S.E.R! Well, assuming thats how its spelt!

truthinlies 1

Tuesday 15 March 2011 14:38

OP reflect on your personality maybe you'll find out why you are as lonely as you are.

m1ssophiebee 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 16:14

agreed you should get out there~ join a cause or group, go to the gym,cafe, anywhere

mendozaale 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 23:57

so sad on so many levels

dt520 4

Wednesday 16 March 2011 1:18

why the hell do single girls go so far for this? use internet, find ****, **********. repeat until not single.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Wednesday 16 March 2011 16:46

#85 Not all girls enjoy ****.

gpala873 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 2:40

maybe people get annoyed by u so that's y u don't have anybody to talk to. jst think to itself wat u did to not have any friends to talk to.

reiu1489 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 17:02

dude so sad

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