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By lonelynessinCA - 14/03/2011 18:31 - United States

Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML

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By lonely loser - 22/08/2014 18:04 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was so desperately lonely that I begged a telemarketer not to hang up on me. FML

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Desperation

By Anonymous - 18/02/2022 21:59

Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML

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By forever alone - 05/05/2019 04:00

Today, I was so desperate for someone to talk to I called various restaurants pretending to be interested in ordering food, just so I could have a conversation. I called eleven different places. FML

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Forever alone man

By Boyufd - 02/01/2021 08:00

Today, I feel so lonely I talked to the likely scam number that called me. Even then they hung up after 2 minutes of talking to me. FML

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Poor choices were made

By Anonymous - 27/10/2022 22:00

Today, I'm so lonely that I actually convinced myself it was by choice. FML

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By lonesome - 15/12/2014 03:22 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML

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By LonelyAF - 12/08/2017 13:00

Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML

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By oxbonxo - 07/02/2011 08:38 - Australia

Today, after hanging up the phone, I realised that telemarketers are my only form of social life. FML

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We are legion

By Lennie Mcfish - 26/09/2019 20:01

Today, I'm so lonely that I created multiple fake accounts on different social media platforms, just so I can have people to talk to. FML

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Lonely, so lonely

By Gina Marie Lombardi - 31/07/2021 11:01

Today, I realized how lonely I am when someone called my number by mistake and I talked with them for 5 minutes. I don’t know who she was, but I'm so lonely I was happy to have someone engage in a conversation, even if it was about her calling the wrong number. FML

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Monday 14 March 2011 23:16

op call me! I can hook you up with some shamwows to wipe away you tears. Only $10.99

DoubleEdgedBlade 4

Tuesday 15 March 2011 8:57

OP, don't listen to 5, I can hook you up with the exact same product for the cheap price of $10.98!

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Notorious_WLG 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 3:33

that is funny af

airsplat 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 3:39

lol im right there with ya

idaniellex33 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 3:47

that's really sad. :P

markusd 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 4:02

dude ur retarded just text a hot girl instead

MissBunny25 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 6:24

OP is a girl... smart lol

moniquemenard123 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 4:07

seriously! how pathetic!!!!

ky21 2

Tuesday 15 March 2011 4:16

I'll be your friend!

Civilianswilldie 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 4:50

would make a great weapon for a barfight as well.

iheartchocolate1 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 5:24

3000th person to agree your life sucks XD

Got_any_grapes1 4

Tuesday 15 March 2011 6:11

I.love.u

Got_any_grapes1 4

Tuesday 15 March 2011 6:15

No need to ask them the price of pure loneliness... Apparently its free to some people.

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