By lonelynessinCA - 14/03/2011 18:31 - United States

Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML
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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

op call me! I can hook you up with some shamwows to wipe away you tears. Only $10.99

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

OP, don't listen to 5, I can hook you up with the exact same product for the cheap price of $10.98!

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bete_noire_fml 7

Have you tried going outside? I don't know if you have noticed or not but men love women.

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Adorlee 11

Leave your house. Go to the gym or something, you're bound to meet new people there.

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maddiester 5

And you found happiness and entertainment talking on the phone with someone who probably hates her job and found it a drag to talk to you? OP, you should go out to social places/gatherings/groups anything; if you really want people to talk to. Its not that hard.

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epyk_prince 0

Love the sassyness

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jewels1877 0

This made me think of the song "Mr. Lonely". Did you at least buy something? If you didn't, I can't believe you used a telemarketer like that!

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kdig26 0

ur pic looks like ur bout to give some1 a *******

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persianjr1 7

go to a club or something!! meet some new people!!!

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CTVrhythmguitari 8

now that I think about it, hasn't this been posted before? or at least something really similar? :0

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persianjr1 7

that's exactly what I said.

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MissBunny25 0

aw that's sad... go to a party or something :D

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zzzBOLTzzz 1

**** the telemarketer's life for having to waste his time and breath on you.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Next time, try Omegle or Chatroulette. It's amusing and temporarily relieves loneliness...As pathetic as it is. :P

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