*would have or *would've

My cat would of jumped on me too.

._. I think I'm going to start thumbing down grammar nazis when the sentence they're correcting is still readable. Seriously, some of you guys pounce on errors like they're the last scraps of food in the world. Onwards to change!!!!!

I did thumb down 21... Just read my profile... You'll see why I hate grammar nazis. Lol.

So does mine! And she bangs her head into the wall purposly :/

The cats thinking "I don't want to live on this planet anymore"

Maybe its next life will be betterr?

Scones? In my 26 years of living in this country I have yet to encounter a single, that's right one single person who thought tea and scones just HAD to be had together...tea is just a hot drink, scones, muffins, cupcakes, biscuits or whatever you like can be had...don't make yourself look like a tunnel vision idiot with assumptions like that

Glad to know you are an English cat 51 because the comment clearly said English cats can't have just tea

51, chill out.

Watch out guys, we've got an idiot that can't take a joke. 57- I know, right? I didn't know cats could type out rants like that.

Haha exactly!!!!

51: Allow me to understand. There are horrible stereotypes about people in this world . . . I mean, who likes stereotypes? . . . but the one that most offends you is the tea and scone stereotype? And it is not just you. I've just read several comments complaining of this "misinformation". Seriously people? I'd rather be a presumed teatime lover than a presumed idiot and fatso (to name a stereotype or two).

And so do I. c:

85 You're obviously really cool because you're 16 and drink Vodka.

Cats are sophisticated. They don't just drink vodka straight. It's gotta be a martini:)

OP obvoo means hot tea

**** people really dnt get sarcasm!

Ungrateful*

Sorry, english is not my first language. My bad.

25- don't apologies to that idiot.... They don't deserve it. Stupid nazi