Work: Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on the toilet, and then...

By Courtney - 07/11/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on the toilet, and then had to give my boss a valid reason for why I was late. FML

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By sleepytime - 05/10/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML

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By XoXonedirectionXoXo - 23/06/2012 22:21 - United States - Eden Prairie

Today, I fell asleep while on the toilet at work. When I woke up, I tried to quietly sneak back to my desk, only to be caught by my boss. He immediately sent me packing and gave his "best wishes" for me in the unemployment line. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2016 18:18 - Netherlands - Den Dungen

Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML

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By Sleepy - 09/10/2014 14:10 - United Kingdom - Hayes

Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML

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By pisspantsjob - 31/07/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, at work, I fell asleep. This is how I discovered that when I'm sleeping, and am scared awake by my boss with an air horn, I yelp louder than a terrier and piss my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

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By kbartlett86 - 24/06/2010 20:02 - Canada

Today, after sitting for hours at my desk, my legs fell asleep. When I got up to go to the bathroom on my break, I couldn't walk properly and leaned against things so I wouldn't fall over. My supervisor then came over and started lecturing me about being drunk at work. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By crap - 02/07/2019 00:01

Today, I was tired from an all-nighter I'd pulled because I thought I had the next four days off work. I got called in, and went because I have bills to pay. However, the amount of energy drinks I drank to stay on top of my job duties gave me such bad diarrhea, I had to go home. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2024 17:00 - United States - Springfield

Today, at work, I was on the toilet for so long the motion lights turned off. I stood up, pants around my ankles and began waving my arms above the stall to get them to turn on again. At that exact moment, my boss walked in. FML

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old09 11

Monday 7 November 2011 12:08

Been there

NotMuchLuck 0

Monday 7 November 2011 12:10

I hate when that happens...

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Wheredidgrungego 12

Monday 7 November 2011 12:50

I've heard of sleep walking, but sleep ********? That's just preposterous!

tweetypie 18

Monday 7 November 2011 15:44

Or pooposterous

Buttsexpirate 9

Monday 7 November 2011 12:52

Looking like a freak fallin asleep on the seat. Just make sure you wipe op, don't want to walk into your bosses office with swampbutt in the back

instnt1nfction 17

Monday 7 November 2011 13:41

~sexy~

tingway 4

Monday 7 November 2011 13:13

well what did you say?

Jesus_Christ69 0

Monday 7 November 2011 13:18

Just say you fell asleep takin a poop. Problem solved :)

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 7 November 2011 21:44

Help her out, Jesus Christ.

aFreedom127 9

Monday 7 November 2011 13:33

Uhhhhhh...because you fell asleep on the toilet (who could make that up?)

littlericht 2

Tuesday 8 November 2011 14:38

Honk!

MrSaxMan 0

Monday 7 November 2011 13:43

Say you were "droppin the kids off in the pool." it still means your taking a crap

DocBastard 38

Monday 7 November 2011 13:47

"You're working me so hard, I feel I have to catch up on on sleep wherever and whenever I can."

leadman1989 15

Monday 7 November 2011 13:55

Tell him nature was calling... but put you on hold.

RuCheezBurger 10

Monday 7 November 2011 14:00

You know how it is, waiting for that long, nice, refreshing morning dump.

Skater5679 4

Monday 7 November 2011 14:15

Shit happens! And I also hate when that happens.

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