By Anonymous - 06/04/2016 18:18 - Netherlands - Den Dungen

Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML
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UncleCaitlyn 21

I smell something and it's not a promotion

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Laphog 17

Getting paid to sleep and poop, a career we all aspire to attain .

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TheGolfGTI 24

Is this really all you could do? This? I would say that it's low hanging fruit, but that fruit has already fell off the tree and is rotting on the ground.

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ColonelCusswords 24

Must be working pretty hard to be that tired. I smell a promotion

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UncleCaitlyn 21

I smell something and it's not a promotion

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darshini_ii 24

This is why people say you should get sleep at nights.

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

I don't know OP's story, but I have a condition that makes me extremely tired at all times, no matter how much I sleep. Telling someone to "just get more sleep" isn't helpful.

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tyler_the_asiann 16

Anytime you fall asleep, just say "amen" after you get caught!... I'm not sure how that would work in this situation tho...

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Laphog 17

Getting paid to sleep and poop, a career we all aspire to attain .

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lexiieeex3 32

That couldn't have been too comfortable, especially in a public restroom...

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SecundusSecunda 27

Are you overworking yourself? How could you fall asleep in that stench, OP?

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mds9986 24

Well you got paid for pooping and sleeping. I don't see how this is bad. Also the toilet paper holder makes such a comfy pillow; I can see how this happened.

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