Animals: Today, I was spelling T-R-E-A-T to my fiancé so that the dog...

By misTreated - 30/05/2010 04:01 - United States

Today, I was spelling T-R-E-A-T to my fiancé so that the dog wouldn't understand what I was talking about. Turns out, neither could my fiancé. FML

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By Jacklyn - 18/03/2012 19:18 - United States - Chicago

Today, my fiancé and I decided to have a romantic rendezvous on the trampoline in our backyard. Or at least it was romantic, until I accidentally rolled off and all but crushed our dog. FML

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By TrulyYours - 07/05/2009 12:39 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML

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By secret - 02/11/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML

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By alphabetman - 14/09/2009 09:56 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Thinking I was being cute I spelled out "Marry Me" in alphabet soup, because that's her favorite. She took one look at it and started to laugh. She then began to spell out "no". She still ate the soup. FML

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By Annettedarling - 21/04/2017 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my dog acted out a scene from Disney with me, by causing me and a member of the opposite sex to fall into a river after tangling our legs with the lead. No, it didn't lead to marriage, just me being yelled at. FML

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By TrainedBF - 12/09/2009 12:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, who is a dog trainer, was telling me all about the techniques she uses at work. I commented on how the dogs must be stupid to fall for such simple tricks, to which she replied, "They worked on you." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2019 00:04

Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML

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By anamota89 - 11/05/2012 09:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML

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By aoliver03 - 11/09/2018 18:30

Today, I spilled my guts out to my fiancé about some insecurities I've been having. I then turned to look at him through tears at his expressionless face as he texted someone. FML

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Sunday 30 May 2010 18:13

yes. you say the word 'treat' or 'cookie' in my house, you better be prepared with some for the beasts or you get harrassed!

Familia08 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 12:09

DUMBASS!

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cincin75 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 21:22

So he think that means "tit"?

rakume 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 22:40

must be engaged to a blonde

autumn16 0

Monday 31 May 2010 6:59

that's what I said!!

1LL337 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 23:33

YDI for not recognizing his lower intelligence sooner and deciding to marry him.

Misguided_Ghost 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 23:40

If she understands S-E-X that means she's probably a hoee. XD jk jk

egc573 40

Monday 31 May 2010 0:17

Sounds like a real C-A-T-C-H.

prousey 0

Monday 31 May 2010 2:01

ur blonde in ur pic

JokerJohn7 0

Monday 31 May 2010 2:18

lmfao

iloveTheMiz 0

Monday 31 May 2010 2:50

Wow your fiancé is stupid!

willster2419 0

Monday 31 May 2010 3:07

well i bet at least he or she can spell fiancée

iwadasn 32

Monday 31 May 2010 4:42

Fiancé is a boy. Fiancée is a girl. The OP used it correctly.

ArmyBoyLover 0

Monday 31 May 2010 4:25

were you mouthing it? because i can't read lips for my life so he might not be able to either.

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