Animals: Today, I was spinning some yarn around to make my new cat run...

By jaqen h'garrrhghhgfgjhfuck - 09/06/2014 21:45 - France - Toulon

Today, I was spinning some yarn around to make my new cat run in circles. After about 10 seconds, he stopped going in circles and went straight ahead, happily running several feet into the wall and knocking himself out. My bowel movements have more brain-power than this thing. FML

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Today, my cat woke me up by vomiting a big, warm, stinky hairball on my neck and then left. I think she was smiling as she trotted away. FML

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By Jay - 06/06/2009 13:17 - United States

Today, I bought my cat a nice big bag of expensive anti-hairball catfood, so she'd stop puking hairballs on my things. After eating it, she started running around wildly, howling and projectile vomiting on EVERYTHING. FML

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cdgrayson 21

Tuesday 10 June 2014 6:48

Me-ow

koolkanga 12

Tuesday 10 June 2014 6:50

Well, much like your bowels, maybe he had a brain fart.

Comments

naajster 14

Tuesday 10 June 2014 17:45

I bet your bowel movements can't chase a ball of yarn around in circles, OP

oJoy 11

Tuesday 10 June 2014 20:01

haha I love cats

fictionaldiary 11

Tuesday 10 June 2014 20:48

Wow. You're a dick. You made him dizzy and then call him stupid for being dizzy? Your bowel movements have more brain power than you do.

kbecks87 16

Tuesday 10 June 2014 21:03

Well that was mean. Maybe you shouldn't have cats.

domolovesyoshi 33

Tuesday 10 June 2014 21:15

no, you're stupid for not realising that your cat ran into a wall because you made it run in circles.

pimrol 16

Tuesday 10 June 2014 21:38

oh, gee

honeymoonroyale 20

Tuesday 10 June 2014 22:28

I mean you did make him dizzy -_- spinning around like that tends to make that happen. Just saying.

knoxxx 22

Tuesday 10 June 2014 23:50

My cat used to kinda flop down and wait while his head wobbled a bit when he got too dizzy, it was cute. Now he knows to stop before he gets that dizzy. Silly little kitties! Maybe you should, uh, have some compassion and hold back a bit on the ribbon spinning?