By jaqen h'garrrhghhgfgjhfuck - 09/06/2014 21:45 - France - Toulon

Today, I was spinning some yarn around to make my new cat run in circles. After about 10 seconds, he stopped going in circles and went straight ahead, happily running several feet into the wall and knocking himself out. My bowel movements have more brain-power than this thing. FML
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Same thing different taste

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How long did you have the cat going in circles, they get dizzy too. Are you sure the cat didnt catch the string and get flung by the force.

Wow, your bowel is definitely has more brain power than your actual brain. YDI for leading that cat to chase a string in circles. Maybe the only stupid one here is you. After all, if you can't figure out the natural progression of dizziness, you certainly aren't suited to be taking care of a pet.

I think you should pad the walls. or put a helmet on the little guy....but thats rude of me. I understand what having a dim pet is like, its rough.

Panda_Shy_Haven 17

If somebody made you run in circles for 10 seconds you'd probably walk into a wall too. Cats get dizzy extremely faster than humans. Your fault OP, I'm pretty sure your cat's bowels have more brain power than you.