Animals: Today, I was spinning some yarn around to make my new cat run...

By jaqen h'garrrhghhgfgjhfuck - 09/06/2014 21:45 - France - Toulon

Today, I was spinning some yarn around to make my new cat run in circles. After about 10 seconds, he stopped going in circles and went straight ahead, happily running several feet into the wall and knocking himself out. My bowel movements have more brain-power than this thing. FML

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Today, I bought my cat a nice big bag of expensive anti-hairball catfood, so she'd stop puking hairballs on my things. After eating it, she started running around wildly, howling and projectile vomiting on EVERYTHING. FML

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cdgrayson 21

Tuesday 10 June 2014 6:48

Me-ow

koolkanga 12

Tuesday 10 June 2014 6:50

Well, much like your bowels, maybe he had a brain fart.

Comments

korscrib 9

Tuesday 10 June 2014 8:43

Cats. Weirdest things at the weirdest times.

Onyx3288 22

Tuesday 10 June 2014 8:53

You made him dizzy and disoriented him, what did you expect?

glabberfasted 16

Tuesday 10 June 2014 9:37

Seriously? You sound like a serial killer in the making, OP. A stupid one, at that. You purposely make the cat spin in circles, and are surprised when it hurts itself by running into a wall? Do us a favor, go ram your face into a wall.

beanthemouse 13

Tuesday 10 June 2014 9:49

You have gotta be kidding me. Making cats run in circles means they are gonna be a serial killer? Go back to PETA.com!

beanthemouse 13

Tuesday 10 June 2014 9:47

Haha, everyone is like that after running in circles x3

annunaki_fml 11

Tuesday 10 June 2014 9:48

how did this get approved,its not remotely funny. whatever.

TJStarzZ 8

Tuesday 10 June 2014 10:01

The only sympathy I have for this poor creature is that it has to look up to you as its owner.

jasonsfml 3

Tuesday 10 June 2014 10:13

how is that a fml?

sicksadworld1317 30

Tuesday 10 June 2014 11:59

How could you call an adorably doofy kitty a "thing"? Treat that cat right and you'll have up to 19 years of snuggles, laughter, and YouTube popularity. You should be grateful for that rather than calling your cat stupid, you mean person.