By sari14 - 11/02/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was standing at the top of the stairs petting my dog. The doorbell rang and my dog bolted down the stairs, tripping me. I fell down the whole flight of stairs backwards. Turns out the person at the door was my brother who had locked himself out. I almost died for no reason. FML
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BrownBaby2012 0

The only reason you guys hate Snickers is because she actually cares about the future state of the English language. Maybe if you guys did too, she wouldn't be such a grammar Nazi.

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gurlucrazy 0

YDI for overreacting by saying u almost died and being a bitch of a sibling

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Starfire22 5

Why would you pet your dog at the top of the staris??!! Unless you just got this dog, wouldn't you know that dogs are for the most part unpredictable and any outside noise they hear the run to investigate? Maybe next time, try petting your dog AWAY from the stairs or on the ground floor of you house...

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Starfire22 5

hehe, I'm always sensible :D... well most of the time... ok here's un-sensible-ness, just for you! OmGers, your brother hired your dog to assasinate you! Your dog is a dog by day but a ninja assasin by night, Quick! put him down before he kills you for real! bash*snickerdoodles*bash is that better??

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hellodarkness 0

wtf is rong w/ u ppl?!?!? just because the dog ran down the stairs ur gnna put him down?? **** all of you heartless fags that are saying to kill a dog for something like this... it's cruel... and to the op... stop bitching about it. yeah it hurt but we all fall down stairs at some point. it's funny... grow a spine and laugh about it

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H8fulwanker 1

Really? Come over here and lets walk down the stairs together! :D Then you can have a laugh!

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FarSide 22

Putting the dog down is horrifically cruel. At the most, the poor dumb animal should only lose 1 leg.

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thedivinecomeD 0

LOOK AT THE BRIGHTSIDE... your only paralyzed...and he'll probably never forget his keys again.

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bunny911 16

you douche, no! if you were paying any attention, the whole convo is about an actual dog, not a friggin ****

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SP4LifeKC 0

Wow...i can't believe such a stupid FML got so much fighting....

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jessxoxo28 5

u ALMOST died, ur not dead for real. so be happy :)

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

@Perdix - I meant that the assassin dogs I trained and sent to your location in... um... (looks at dossier) Walla Walla, Washington failed to give you the "Special" treatment. Well, looks like I'm back to training my butterflies again. Why a butterfly? Because no one suspects the butterfly.

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