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By beatricesank - 23/05/2009 14:03 - Canada

Today, I was straightening my hair when I heard this crunching, sizzling sound. Taking the flat iron away, I realized that I had just fused a spider to my hair with the heat. FML

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By Cookie_monster - 08/03/2017 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, getting ready to go out, I turned on my straightener. After 5 minutes, I start straightening one big strand when I realize I'm smelting plastic into my hair. Turns out I'd left it on a plastic box. Of course, plastic never comes out, so I had to cut it out. FML

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By errints234234 - 13/05/2010 23:31 - United States

Today, I was reading a magazine while straightening my hair. I got really into this one article until suddenly a huge clump of hair fell on it. I looked up and realized I had burned through the layer of hair I was straightening, leaving me with one layer at ear length and the rest at bra length. FML

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By lateralligator - 12/12/2014 16:35 - Canada - Whitchurch-stouffville

Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML

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By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

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By heheheh - 22/08/2011 06:43 - Canada

Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML

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By cantcloselegs - 20/10/2013 12:39 - United States

Today, I was using my new curling iron to curl my hair. I was sitting down. Suddenly I dropped the iron and, as a reflex, I caught it between my bare thighs. FML

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By anonymous - 07/08/2012 03:08 - Australia

Today, I successfully stopped my hair straightener from falling into a bathtub full of water by grabbing hold of the burning hot plates. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 13:50 - United States

Today, my hair straightener broke. My husband suggested putting electrical tape on it because it was heat proof. I did and started straightening my hair. The supposed heat proof tape melted and got stuck in my hair. FML

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By noname - 27/12/2008 04:07 - France

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 15:23 - United States - Tracy

Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML

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Casualt1234 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:06

Arachnid girl. Just tell people its an exotic hair clip :)

leia07 6

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:04

Aww, its just giving your hair some protein. Ick though...that sucks

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Heathersaur 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:22

And THAT is why you brush your hair... YDI.

piiing 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 22:28

nice eyes.

paxromana 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:22

That must be a terrible way to die.

brandybaby1204 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 2:09

aww damnit stupid guilt trip lol jk jk

reetah 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:25

and that's when I'd cut all my hair off D:

piiing 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 22:32

you're dumb... why would you cut all of your hair off bc of a spider?? on average 8 spiders crawl into your mouth each year while you're sleeping. are you going to cut your mouth off also?

that_was_so_awkw 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:25

mmm, yum :) but I mean, big, fat, hairy deal (joke intended) seriously? because there is now a spider in your hair, go wash it again. Not that hard. Unless ofcourse you're disabled, which means, that. Ah, never mind

McA513M 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:27

Umm, I think you might to need to walk on hygiene issues, if you don't notice a spider in your hair, or in your hair straightener thingy... But other than that...EWWWWWWW!!!!

piiing 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 22:34

I love walking on hygiene.

ima_krackerr 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:28

EWWWWWWWW. holy crap. I'm sorry.

deliciouskaek 1

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:29

#18:: so do I! T__T But yeah, that's gross. I'd cry for days, and tie my head up in a scarf for at least a week.

o_O_0_o 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:31

lmfao!!! niceee

piiing 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 22:36

you're cute >.>

solo_por_ti 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:31

didn't you notice you had a spider on your head anyway? FYL, that's really gross. Sorry that happened...

x____sisi 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:33

D: D: D: I just straightened mineeeee. Good thing that didn't happen to mee! Sorry you had to have that happen though O.O D: That'd scare the life out of me. I'm terrified of spidersssssss o.o