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If she's in a kiddie pool then she's either too young to know what peeping is or.. Too old for a kiddie pool
I used to splash in my old kiddie pool even when I was about 10-12. Then again where I live it was either that or the creek that comes from the mines… with all the snakes, fish, crawdads, sharp rocks, poison ivy, bees (which I'm allergic to), glass, etc. My neighbors have a pool I could use if someone took me over but 99% of my family can't swim. Kiddie pool won for the really hot days because I could run through it or sit in it without everyone thinking I was going to drown (or get stung and die). No one really lives around here though.
Well that's what you get for peeping on kids you freak.
Stupid ****...
god dammit I accidentally liked this comment.
that was just bad luck OP lol
Wow that's awk...ignore it and move with your life I guess.
Obviously this is ops fault, he should know better than to have a life when his neighbors are outside. Obviously the world centers on them! :P seriously though that sucks op. Although I don't blame her parents for being protective now a days. You never know who is who with so many pervs out there.
Well I feel like her parents are a little too protective, he was just on his balcony, in (hopefully) clothing. There's a point where parents are protective, and then there's a point where parents won't listen to reason.
There aren't any more pervs than there were before - people just worry about them more.
The only logical thing is to never go on your balcony again. How dare you have a balcony.
I thought this said peeing on her and i was utterly confused
I'm glad I'm not the only one. Haha
It's sad that everyone is now so afraid of perverts that a child playing in her kiddie pool in a visible area already felt threatened. If these people are extremely hyper, there's not much you can do, but I think it might help to demonstrate your good intentions if you establish a "balcony schedule." If they've never seen you on your balcony before, maybe that's why they freaked out. You live in a warm country, use your balcony! Eat, read or nap on your balcony while getting some fresh air and natural light. Maybe do your stretches at a regular time. This might make them realize you weren't just creeping.
I don't think so. why should op have to change his whole schedule to accommodate idiots next door. you go outside when you want to, not to prove you're trying to make the neighbors relax. if they're that paranoid they need to keep the child inside.
I agree with #32. And if the neighbors are so concerned, then it's their job to either limit sight lines, or keep the kid indoors. Few males are pedophiles. To assume all men are pervs for occupying their own living spaces is just ludicrous.
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Which muscle were you stretching?
You can't help it OP...some people in this world are born bitches.