By last time I drive stoned - 08/12/2012 17:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was stuck at a red light on an empty road for ten minutes before I finally realised that not only was I looking at the wrong traffic light, it was also broken. FML
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Iniezian 18

Your name screams YDI.

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VonGore 6

If the road was empty, I wouldn't have waited more than 2 minutes to just run it.

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badbadkitty 5

Stoners don't run stop signs they wait for them to turn green. Or in this case, broken, non-applicable stop lights...

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mercsl65 7

I hope you learned a lesson. Always not be stupid.

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kell84 5

Lol, sorry...this made me laugh. Not because of the FML, but the time it took for you to realize that you were looking at the wrong light. But you were stoned... LOL!!!

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winkydog4056 16

What you tripping balls on!?

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fylx100 19

Aw, Winky is using what she learned in a previous FML that used "tripping balls." which meant high. Lol +1 from me :-)

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picturescrazy 24

Be considerate of others and don't drive while under the influence. I don't care if it was only weed, you still shouldn't be driving while high -.- YDI, dumbass.

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BrimfullOfAsher 20

If you want to waste your life getting stoned that's your business, but please don't do that on the road.

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CuriousAlien 7

Hey if you were that high, then you shouldn't be driving in the road. At least you weren't staring at a red stop sign waiting for it to turn green.

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tj5810 21

I've been in a similar situation. I was too afraid to run the light. I wasn't in any condition to explain it to the cops if I got pulled over so I just sat there, waiting. I deserved it then, just like YDI now. Just saying! :)

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MinecraftGeek 8

The magic dragon gotcha? Awesome then man ;D

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olpally 32

Way to go, genius. How stupid can you be? Don't answer that, that might be too difficult for you. Lol.

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oomph_fml 25

Normally I'm not one to be all anti-weed but if you're not going to be responsible with it, don't smoke it. No matter what the substance, you shouldn't go out driving under the influence. Think of others before you start being a jackass, dude.

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