Love: Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down,...

By syco - 28/12/2009 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML

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By Stacy - 13/07/2013 04:22 - United States

Today, the guy I like asked me what he should do for the girl he has a crush on. I told him to give her flowers and tell her how he feels. Later that day my doorbell rang, and he stood there holding flowers. He said the magical words, "My car broke down, can you give me a lift?" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2010 07:47 - United States

Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML

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Avoidance

By Kelavmeister - 17/04/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was driving home from school when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. My offer was rejected as she said, "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway. My driveway. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:27 - United States

Today, I pulled over to help an attractive girl on the highway in the middle of nowhere. When I asked if she needed help she told me she was going to try starting her car one more time. She then started to make fake engine noises and told me that she was good to go and that I should be on my way. FML

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Creeped out

By Godfree - 25/02/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I was walking to a meeting and saw two girls trying to jump start a car in the rain. Thinking I'd be a gentleman and help them, I offered to assist. The girl whose car is broken down looks at me, looks at her friend, and says, "I think we'd better call the police." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

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By ditched?? - 06/08/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

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By bitch - 04/08/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML

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By Joey - 24/07/2012 05:04 - United States - Tampa

Today, on my way to work, I noticed a woman on the side of the road waving for help, her car appearing to be broken down. I pulled over, stepped out of my car, went over to her car, lifted the hood, and checked it. When I looked up to tell her what was wrong, she and my car were gone. FML

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By Tyto - 03/03/2017 14:00 - United States - Lewes

Today, I learned that the only reason my girlfriend stayed with me is because I drove us to school every morning. FML

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turdburgers 0

Monday 28 December 2009 23:16

You could: Keep being her emotional tampon and letting her take advantage of you Tell her you'll pick her up and don't.

JERKKMONKEY 0

Monday 28 December 2009 23:29

why doesn't her bf drive her home! xD

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jpgray1982 0

Monday 28 December 2009 23:14

what a bitch

authorkid 2

Saturday 24 April 2010 7:30

43 did u feel the née to comment on #1?

Youser 0

Thursday 13 May 2010 2:57

OP is such a tool. z

peternorth 0

Friday 4 June 2010 4:22

make her give u some road head.

Raltizal 11

Tuesday 7 April 2015 23:39

Yes, having a boyfriend, such a bitch. And accepting someone's offer for a ride, shame on her. I don't see how thinking a friend is actually being a friend and helping her out with a ride is being a bitch, the op could have said he was too busy the next morning to give her a ride. If she had snapped at him, that would make her a bitch.

turdburgers 0

Monday 28 December 2009 23:16

You could: Keep being her emotional tampon and letting her take advantage of you Tell her you'll pick her up and don't.

Bluewings 0

Monday 28 December 2009 23:26

Seconded. I wouldn't say YDI, but did you expect her to magically fall in love with you if you're nice to her?

Tensingumi 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 4:05

i totally feel your pain...like you don't even know.

Cristaderzi 0

Monday 28 December 2009 23:20

Yep You Did the right thing and not leaving her dangerously stranded! After that I'd tell her," Mmkay your BOYFRIEND can fix you up from here"! If you pick her up in the morning then YDI her sorry butt!!

glasswater 0

Monday 28 December 2009 23:19

What a bitch, If you didn't say "**** no", you need to grow a pair.

everyonesfucked 0

Monday 28 December 2009 23:23

She's a using bitch!! Hope she got syphilis from her 'boyfriend'.

Jenniie14 5

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:48

WTF ??

sexaybitch 14

Wednesday 25 June 2014 4:57

hellllll naw!

JERKKMONKEY 0

Monday 28 December 2009 23:29

why doesn't her bf drive her home! xD

dudeitsdanny 9

Tuesday 29 December 2009 8:33

That's what I was wondering

hope20 0

Monday 28 December 2009 23:34

through her a one dollar bill and tell her to get a cab when she says it's not enough tell her she can get more at the strip club

ironstove 0

Monday 28 December 2009 23:54

Sigh. Women are so useless. Half of them think guys are actually being nice and don't get it, while the other half completely get it and pretend that they don't. And it's up to guys like me to try to distinguish which women are and are not worthless. What a waste of my time.