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By El Stupido - 12/06/2011 13:51 - Australia

Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML

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By Noname - 21/02/2009 07:34 - United States

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By Awkward - 25/04/2011 18:38 - United States

Today, while driving on the highway, I got stuck in a traffic jam. Upon glancing over at the car in the next lane, I saw it was my ex as of a week ago. We sat in barely moving traffic right next to each other for half an hour. FML

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By last time I drive stoned - 08/12/2012 17:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was stuck at a red light on an empty road for ten minutes before I finally realised that not only was I looking at the wrong traffic light, it was also broken. FML

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By please don't back that thing up - 09/08/2013 05:00 - United States

Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML

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every1luvsvag 10

Sunday 12 June 2011 19:05

You didn't notice the other moving cars around you? You, sir, lack intelligence.

jerome1995 4

Sunday 12 June 2011 19:03

Epic fail.

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TropicalTulipz 0

Monday 13 June 2011 6:03

YOURE SCHTUPIDD!!

steamboat 0

Monday 13 June 2011 6:05

I don't even think this is real haha

metalsmith 0

Monday 13 June 2011 6:05

this one made me laugh so much!

lifeindafastlane 1

Monday 13 June 2011 6:18

what dum ass

hottottie 0

Monday 13 June 2011 6:21

your stupid. do I need to spell it out to you? Y-o-u-r S-t-u-p-I-d. did ya catch all that? okay. FYL

Stressed_Student 2

Monday 13 June 2011 6:49

Do I have to spell it out for you? Y-O-U-'-R-E!

hottottie 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 19:57

aww you can spell! congratulations honey.. do you feel smart? cause you really should. ohh and btw your is a word, and spelled correctly but thanks for trying.

Black_Letter 19

Monday 8 August 2011 19:58

#224, you're a moron. Your is a word, but used incorrectly by #184. Go fail somewhere else.

soulfulemo 0

Monday 13 June 2011 6:25

"El Stupido" indeed.

4evermossin 0

Monday 13 June 2011 6:40

must of been a female driver

adishalala 0

Monday 13 June 2011 6:50

honk!!

DaniBee420 6

Monday 13 June 2011 7:01

lmao!

fylnotmine89 1

Monday 13 June 2011 7:24

in the kind words of Red Foreman from "That 70's Show".... "DUMBASS"!!!!

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