Transportation: Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before...

By El Stupido - 12/06/2011 13:51 - Australia

Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML

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You deserved it 58 442

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By becca - 21/08/2010 04:04 - United States

Today, I spent five minutes waiting by a stop sign. The two cars in front of me were taking a long time to move, so I began beeping and getting angry. Turns out, these cars were parked and I was holding up a line of traffic. FML

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You deserved it 39 367

Classic

By Anonymous - 07/05/2021 17:01 - New Zealand

Today, I pulled up to an intersection behind a car waiting to turn left and we missed a whole set of lights. As I was getting frustrated that they weren’t going when the light was green, I realised I was waiting behind a parked car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 249

You deserved it 1 062

By Anonymous - 09/04/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work. I pulled impatiently behind a long line of cars to make a right hand turn. I sat there for 5 minutes. Turns out there wasn't a line to make a right hand turn. I had been waiting behind a line of parked cars. FML

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You deserved it 70 600

By Andre - 29/07/2010 10:56 - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML

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You deserved it 9 419

Tourism

By Jaymail - 11/10/2020 10:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was stuck in backed up traffic because of construction for so long that my phone actually listed where I was stuck in traffic as a place I visited. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 118

You deserved it 96

By Noname - 21/02/2009 07:34 - United States

Today, I was stuck in what I thought was traffic on my way home from work. I started weaving in and out of traffic because it seemed to only be a few cars holding up the line. I get to the front of the line and I'd realized I just weaved through a funeral procession. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 124

You deserved it 58 337

By Awkward - 25/04/2011 18:38 - United States

Today, while driving on the highway, I got stuck in a traffic jam. Upon glancing over at the car in the next lane, I saw it was my ex as of a week ago. We sat in barely moving traffic right next to each other for half an hour. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 824

You deserved it 4 303

By last time I drive stoned - 08/12/2012 17:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was stuck at a red light on an empty road for ten minutes before I finally realised that not only was I looking at the wrong traffic light, it was also broken. FML

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You deserved it 25 983

Noooooooo!

By please don't back that thing up - 09/08/2013 05:00 - United States

Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML

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You deserved it 6 251

By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML

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You deserved it 72 637

every1luvsvag 10

Sunday 12 June 2011 19:05

You didn't notice the other moving cars around you? You, sir, lack intelligence.

jerome1995 4

Sunday 12 June 2011 19:03

Epic fail.

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Zetsumei101 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 22:52

Being an idiot is not an fml.

CallMeHush 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 22:57

Someone smoked their lunch today!

tbone666 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 22:59

was the parked car in the middle of the road or are you just an idiot???

NayNay14 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:02

dumb ass.

NinjaWithSwag 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:02

emmiep can you message me or add my msn?

gabeyxo 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:10

thats so freaking fumny

iPikaSaurus 3

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:12

that's nice

TheOnlyToaster 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:12

happened to me before, while taking my drivers test...I failed because of that

Maggie41909 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:15

has anyone here gotten their FML approved and gotten it posted.?

jackiemoonthepro 5

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:17

the other cars flying past must have been a bit of a give away

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Today, I told my roommate that I was an atheist and she laughed. I left and returned to find her and her prayer group praying for my soul. She told me to accept Jesus Christ as my lord and savior. I said no. Then she told me to find somewhere else to live. FML

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