Transportation: Today, I was stuck in what I thought was traffic on my way home...

By Noname - 21/02/2009 07:34 - United States

Today, I was stuck in what I thought was traffic on my way home from work. I started weaving in and out of traffic because it seemed to only be a few cars holding up the line. I get to the front of the line and I'd realized I just weaved through a funeral procession. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my uncle's funeral. As we were in the cars behind the hearse, I lost sight of it in traffic, ended up taking a wrong turn, and getting lost… As did half the cars behind me, who also didn’t know where the crematorium was, and just kept following me. We delayed the funeral quite a bit. FML

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By sin - 01/06/2021 04:01

Today, no matter how hard I try, I just can’t recognize a funeral procession when I see one. It just looks like a bunch of cars to me. I should probably get off the road for good. FML

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By El Stupido - 12/06/2011 13:51 - Australia

Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML

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By patrickalamo - 14/06/2011 14:23 - United States

Today, while driving in a funeral procession I was distracted, missed my turn and yelled "God dammit!" I'm the funeral director; the Priest was in the car with me as I led the funeral the wrong way. FML

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By dumbluck - 16/03/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By blocked - 29/05/2012 22:24 - United States

Today, I got stuck in a three-hour traffic jam because I sneezed and missed the road I was meant to take. FML

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By Jaymail - 11/10/2020 10:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was stuck in backed up traffic because of construction for so long that my phone actually listed where I was stuck in traffic as a place I visited. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work. I pulled impatiently behind a long line of cars to make a right hand turn. I sat there for 5 minutes. Turns out there wasn't a line to make a right hand turn. I had been waiting behind a line of parked cars. FML

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By Awkward - 25/04/2011 18:38 - United States

Today, while driving on the highway, I got stuck in a traffic jam. Upon glancing over at the car in the next lane, I saw it was my ex as of a week ago. We sat in barely moving traffic right next to each other for half an hour. FML

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By becca - 21/08/2010 04:04 - United States

Today, I spent five minutes waiting by a stop sign. The two cars in front of me were taking a long time to move, so I began beeping and getting angry. Turns out, these cars were parked and I was holding up a line of traffic. FML

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Spinach 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 0:50

I don't understand how driving absurdly slowly honors someone or their death. It's a practice I've always found to be completely strange.

Tri_fml 5

Saturday 21 February 2009 20:42

Easy to do depending. Looking at some of the comments they're dealt with differently in different places. Around here - there's no stickers, no hazards.. just expected to guess I think.. or look for a hearse at the front of a line of cars ;)

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AkanishiSan 0

Monday 29 June 2009 19:43

omg...FYL indeed. I think it's a rather dumb practice to drive super slow in public roads...don't get me wrong. I do believe the dead should get honored. just not honored by being a road hazard by going 2mph...

Biohazard808 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 23:00

thanks, now i can add this to my many reasons of why women are terrible drivers

Houndourpup 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 6:24

Ydi for thinking your life is effed. THE OTHER GUY IS DEAD FOR PETES SAKE!!

SeximusPrime 0

Wednesday 28 April 2010 21:49

Jerk.

JGirl113 6

Tuesday 8 March 2011 3:35

that happened when my grandpa died. people kept driving in front of us and through the middle of our pretty long line of cats.

gingerfied 0

Friday 11 March 2011 3:23

Douche-bag!

missmariss17 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 18:15

he removed his comment >.>

llamakidderp 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 5:40

People did that at funeral recessions for 2 of my cousins. People where I'm from are blatantly rude. OP should have been paying attention >=O

delfino1604 24

Wednesday 24 August 2011 16:22

-_- your the worse lol

MoutainDrewski 0

Monday 26 September 2011 6:34

I've been there, I was turning into the street from a side road I thought it was just a long line of cars staying on the side cause the bike cops were trying to get through lol, I even merged my way into the line, halfway to my turn I realize what I just did and look in my rear view to see a really pissed off dude behind me