By nityasomaiya - 16/05/2015 05:34 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was supporting my aunt as she gave birth. She was getting tired during the pushing stage, so I tried to encourage her by making a show of pushing as well with each contraction. I got a little too into it and accidentally gave birth to a little turd of my own. FML
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It was just my Aunt and the Midwife in the room at the time. I think my Aunt laughing helped her push my cousin out the last little bit. The Midwife was awesome.

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Redoxx_fml 22

Congratulations!

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Corneliapresent 13

OMG that's extremely funny, you've got an awesome story to tell to that kid in a couple years :-)

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Eloxia 7

At least you won't have to put your baby through college.

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tashinaherne 11

Of all the fml's today, that one actually made me lol!! ?

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imsafeuphigh 1

I can't even stop laughing! Oh that was good!

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