By nityasomaiya - 16/05/2015 05:34 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was supporting my aunt as she gave birth. She was getting tired during the pushing stage, so I tried to encourage her by making a show of pushing as well with each contraction. I got a little too into it and accidentally gave birth to a little turd of my own. FML
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nityasomaiya 46

It was just my Aunt and the Midwife in the room at the time. I think my Aunt laughing helped her push my cousin out the last little bit. The Midwife was awesome.

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Redoxx_fml 22

Congratulations!

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RayRey009 5

This made me laugh way too hard. But no, not to the point that y'all thinking.

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brendejafulable 41

A day nobody will ever forget.

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FMLusername969 21

Gross. How the f@ck do you NOT know your about to shit?

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rockwrench 18

My thought exactly #36. One should never push when the box cars are stacking up.

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Nimor 25

You seriously made my day! I kept reading it out loud in my head and burst into laughter.

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worldclassrager 39

Encouragement is a great virtue...just took it a stage ahead

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ndnpride88 25

I literally just lmao. You can call it Lil shit lol

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