By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was supposed to give a presentation to the incoming freshman about the dangers of drinking in college. My co-presenter showed up drunk. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 722
You deserved it 5 245

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Do you really think you're going to convince college students not to drink?

quivx 7

That's not so bad. Work with it. Use that person as a teaching tool.

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Today, I showed up drunk to some presentation, and this chick that was presenting with me got all bitchy with me. What the hell is up with that. FML.

You shouldn't try to deceive them before they even start school. Your co-presenter had it right.

Just get a video camera, and get them all super shwasted, and than show them the video tape of you punching them in the whipper snappers, and tell them that every time you see them drunk that's what your going to do. That should help with the ones that actually have junk

Just roll with it. Here's a free example of how not to do it kids.

mrda 0

"I love college!, I love drinking!, I love women!" fml for quoting Asther Rother lol

If you could get your co-presenter to **** the worst-looking person there and throw up on them, you'd win.

This FML reminds me of 'Role Models' the movie

ya_srsly 0

YDI for trying to teach freshmen not to drink. Shame on you.