By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was supposed to give a presentation to the incoming freshman about the dangers of drinking in college. My co-presenter showed up drunk. FML
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Intoxicunt 5

Do you really think you're going to convince college students not to drink?

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quivx 7

That's not so bad. Work with it. Use that person as a teaching tool.

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Luky_fml 0

hey, think of this maybe they actually paid a sliver of attention to your presentation!

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mister_moops 0

so what exactly are the dangers of drinking in college?

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Khalavaster 0

Oh well, you could have made fun out of it. Not like they'd actually listen anyway lol

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beckey1994 0

well now you got a good example of a drunk person, use it as a advantage

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Paige_Nicole10 0

bahahahahaha you should have used him as exhibit a

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Hazy_fml 0

My name is Bob Dole, and I approve this message.

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proud_liberal 0

Omg, he should be kicked out of school. not only is that irresponsible but dangerous. ppl who drink, even a sip, are more liekly to rape and murder. if I hear about a college rape or murder I will know it was from your co-presenter. advice to everyone out there - never drink or be drunk, if you do you are an alcoholic, period.

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Gwenhyvar 3

Where the hell did you get that statistic from? Not everyone who drinks is going to rape or murder. Someone needs to get you shitfaced so you can wake up to the real world.

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gatertick 1

youre retarded. one. that statistic is bullshit. and lets pretend that it is...... it wouldnt have an effect on you if you had a sip. also, drinking doesnt mean youre an alchoholic. being an alchoholic means youre addicted to alchohol.... a heluva lot more serious than getting shitfaced in college. so in conclusion..... bitch you crasy.

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RoguePenguin 0

OMG guys... Proud Liberal is obviously being sarcastic. Calm down.

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Nai_Kay 0

#56, highly doubtful...Sarcasm would need to be indicated within the message otherwise there's NO way you can make an assumption like that. #38, if you think that having one sip of alcohol makes you an alcoholic then just be happy you've never met REAL alcoholics because they would scare you shitless. Shut up about things you don't and (clearly) could never possibly HOPE to understand. Your information is flawed and ridiculous. Shut up and crawl back under the rock from whence you came.

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staceybby 0

not rly a fml. but totally hilarious, and i'm sure i've seen it in a film o.O

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