Miscellaneous: Today, I was supposed to have a double date. My date didn't show....

By supergingerr11 - 09/07/2011 05:55 - United States

Today, I was supposed to have a double date. My date didn't show. I spent my day in the living room waiting for the pizza guy while my best friend and her boyfriend made out. The pizza guy never showed either. FML

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By zevil - 18/11/2008 16:54 - Peru

Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML

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Peter and Pan

By dudeWTF - 03/07/2021 10:59 - United States

Today, after a great double date with my best friend and two really hot guys, we went back to my place. My friend and I left the guys in the living room to go grab some more wine. When we came back, we found our dates making out with each other on the couch. FML

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Double standard

By Sara1990 - 23/08/2010 11:40 - Australia

Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML

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By beta - 08/01/2019 12:00

Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML

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By mariah_1_11 - 06/03/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML

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Unloveable

By Blah - 10/10/2019 06:01

Today, it was my second day of house-sitting. I was so out of my mind from not seeing people that I invited a bunch of friends over for dinner. I said I would pay for pizza and we could all hang out in the house. Even with an unsupervised house and free food, no one showed. FML

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Left behind

By Anonymous - 01/10/2020 17:02 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, it was my best friend's birthday party. Her boyfriend and I agreed to organize a dinner date to surprise her and celebrate. They celebrated, but forgot me until they arrived at the restaurant and saw the dinner reservation under my name. FML

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Overenthusiastic

By Sash - 06/04/2012 21:04 - United Kingdom

Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML

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By kill the audience - 10/11/2016 17:51 - United States - Lewes

Today, I was sitting in the restaurant waiting for my blind date to come. I had sat for an hour until I finally got fed up and went to leave when at the same time the guy at the table next to me stood up to leave too. I noticed he had been sitting alone. Turns out he was my date. FML

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By nightxxtime - 10/01/2017 14:39

Today, a guy I'm dating was supposed to come over. He would have if I haven't fell asleep while he was waiting for me to open the door. FML

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HannahForbesxo 13

Saturday 9 July 2011 16:02

Forever alone.

BigFudge 2

Saturday 9 July 2011 16:02

shoulda called and demanded free pizza. or joined in with your best friend and her boyfriend and made his day.

Comments

cmull 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 6:50

sucks

hotrodz28 5

Sunday 10 July 2011 6:58

threesome

katescarlett 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 7:07

It's because you're a ginger.

roobin302 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 9:32

probably the same guy

Link33_fml 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 17:37

Pizza isn't free... sausage is.

nervewurrba 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 18:02

the same exact think happened to my friend yesterday.

bananaburger 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 22:27

wow I'm sure if u let the pizza guy join he would've brought something big for free

Rix86 0

Monday 11 July 2011 0:41

Wow. That really effin' stinks!!! :S

datfatjunkii 1

Monday 11 July 2011 1:54

lolz ur boyfriend probably showed up at the same time ur pizza got there. went gay for each other and took ur pizza with em

budd28 0

Monday 11 July 2011 4:44

maybe that day wasn't ur day ... it's probably just a coincidence

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