Miscellaneous: Today, I was supposed to start my vacation in Italy. I guess...

By Anonymous - 28/10/2015 15:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was supposed to start my vacation in Italy. I guess not everyone heard that I canceled it due to health problems, because this morning I caught two of my "friends" unplugging my TV after breaking into my house. FML

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Keep quiet

By PoorAndabroke - 28/05/2022 22:00

Today, I learned that you shouldn’t announce on social media that you’re leaving on vacation for a week. Your house might get broken into, and all your electronics will be missing. They were kind enough to leave a note saying, “If you can afford a vacation, you can afford to replace all this shit. Have fun!” FML

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Thanks for all your help

By jruth7 - 15/05/2011 04:49 - United States

Today, after being in Europe for a month, I got home to find my door wide open and all my stuff gone. I called my dad who was supposed to be watching my house. He told me I should have had someone check on my place while I was gone. FML

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You deserved it 3 699

By wheatsnake - 08/10/2009 13:31 - Australia

Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML

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Oddly specific

By Angry and Confused - 29/06/2013 09:55 - United States - Reno

Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML

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You deserved it 2 959

By 88_OP - 25/07/2011 02:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I returned home from a three-week vacation. None of my friends realized I'd been gone. FML

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By missmycomp - 12/11/2009 14:36 - Singapore

Today, I returned home for the first time in a year, and found my entire computer missing. I asked my grandma about this, and she told me that she threw "the TV" away because it "no longer responded to the remote control." FML

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You deserved it 3 147

The happiest place on Earth

By Anonymous - 27/05/2022 00:01

Today, we were supposed to go to Disneyland but we got in a blazing argument. Then this morning I woke up to my alarm clock disabled, he was gone, my ticket was in the kitchen shredded, and when I rang him the bastard was in the first class lounge, waiting to get on the plane without me. FML

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You deserved it 261

Not now!

By Anonymous - 29/12/2021 02:01

Today, on my long-awaited vacation, I got a phone call from my sister. Her childhood friend died. She bawled on the phone, and my plans were ruined. My husband said it was selfish of her to do such a thing when she knew we were on vacation, so she ramped up the drama times ten. She and her friend used to bully me. FML

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You deserved it 381

By kenz - 06/12/2010 08:18 - United States

Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML

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You deserved it 2 556

Wild night

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Norway

Today, I woke up with a hangover. I had a party last night. Besides a stolen TV, someone seemingly decided to take a dump in my piano. FML

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You deserved it 30 559

dontlookman 20

Thursday 29 October 2015 0:13

Your "friends" are not your friends. Hopefully they didn't steal any bail money in anticipation for their arrest.

juicy_extasy 25

Thursday 29 October 2015 0:14

Get new, real friends

Comments

doge_ram 16

Thursday 29 October 2015 0:25

Did they have a key or did they legit break in. if they did u should press charges

trucker2 33

Thursday 29 October 2015 0:28

Either way walking off with my tv calls for hASS beating, key or no key.

soulreaper12296 28

Thursday 29 October 2015 14:47

Doesn't matter if they have a key. They still entered without OP's permission.

BstMode 14

Thursday 29 October 2015 0:28

I hope they got what they deserved, either a meeting with a Louisville slugger or with the cops, or hey, why not both?

jqmalang 17

Thursday 29 October 2015 0:29

Your "friends"? Dude, they should of been your ex-friends before you even had time to write this FML.

rivaraven 35

Thursday 29 October 2015 2:09

That's why the word is in quotation marks. They are so—called friends.

RabidLimaBeans 16

Thursday 29 October 2015 14:44

Should *have*

whatarethisss 23

Thursday 29 October 2015 0:29

Everything happenes for a reason. Good thing you cancelled.

moodyreallyrocks 27

Thursday 29 October 2015 0:35

Really hope you're okay OP!! Don't think your friends were acting very friendly there. I wouldn't rush into any decisions, but I think that a serious discussion is due..

ShowMeKay 20

Thursday 29 October 2015 1:26

Screw having discussions, report them to the police.

SecundusSecunda 27

Thursday 29 October 2015 6:41

The only discussion worth having is with the police to arrest those thieves.

liv1222 29

Thursday 29 October 2015 0:37

They are not your friends at all. I don't wanna be the "sue them" person, but definitely press charges if they caused any damage or harm to anything.

Tripartita 44

Thursday 29 October 2015 0:38

I hate it when my friends go on vacation and leave me to steal their stuff. If they were considerate, they'd hire somebody else to do the thievery before they leave.