Miscellaneous: Today, I was supposed to start my vacation in Italy. I guess...

By Anonymous - 28/10/2015 15:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was supposed to start my vacation in Italy. I guess not everyone heard that I canceled it due to health problems, because this morning I caught two of my "friends" unplugging my TV after breaking into my house. FML

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Keep quiet

By PoorAndabroke - 28/05/2022 22:00

Today, I learned that you shouldn’t announce on social media that you’re leaving on vacation for a week. Your house might get broken into, and all your electronics will be missing. They were kind enough to leave a note saying, “If you can afford a vacation, you can afford to replace all this shit. Have fun!” FML

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Thanks for all your help

By jruth7 - 15/05/2011 04:49 - United States

Today, after being in Europe for a month, I got home to find my door wide open and all my stuff gone. I called my dad who was supposed to be watching my house. He told me I should have had someone check on my place while I was gone. FML

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By wheatsnake - 08/10/2009 13:31 - Australia

Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML

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Oddly specific

By Angry and Confused - 29/06/2013 09:55 - United States - Reno

Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML

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By 88_OP - 25/07/2011 02:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I returned home from a three-week vacation. None of my friends realized I'd been gone. FML

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By missmycomp - 12/11/2009 14:36 - Singapore

Today, I returned home for the first time in a year, and found my entire computer missing. I asked my grandma about this, and she told me that she threw "the TV" away because it "no longer responded to the remote control." FML

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The happiest place on Earth

By Anonymous - 27/05/2022 00:01

Today, we were supposed to go to Disneyland but we got in a blazing argument. Then this morning I woke up to my alarm clock disabled, he was gone, my ticket was in the kitchen shredded, and when I rang him the bastard was in the first class lounge, waiting to get on the plane without me. FML

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Not now!

By Anonymous - 29/12/2021 02:01

Today, on my long-awaited vacation, I got a phone call from my sister. Her childhood friend died. She bawled on the phone, and my plans were ruined. My husband said it was selfish of her to do such a thing when she knew we were on vacation, so she ramped up the drama times ten. She and her friend used to bully me. FML

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By kenz - 06/12/2010 08:18 - United States

Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML

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Wild night

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Norway

Today, I woke up with a hangover. I had a party last night. Besides a stolen TV, someone seemingly decided to take a dump in my piano. FML

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dontlookman 20

Thursday 29 October 2015 0:13

Your "friends" are not your friends. Hopefully they didn't steal any bail money in anticipation for their arrest.

juicy_extasy 25

Thursday 29 October 2015 0:14

Get new, real friends

Comments

TMWhisp 22

Thursday 29 October 2015 0:59

"Uhhhh, we're fixing it for you?"

Tripartita 44

Thursday 29 October 2015 1:01

The Grinch approach. Classic.

GrumpyGrinch 23

Thursday 29 October 2015 1:10

Certainly an eye opener.

Richard6036 13

Thursday 29 October 2015 1:15

Who needs enemies when you have friends like that

FuckThisLogin 32

Thursday 29 October 2015 1:32

Maybe they were just borrowing it?

xTommytheGUNx 15

Thursday 29 October 2015 1:59

i have friends like that they borrow shit when im not around but i always get it back...

DoomedGemini 37

Thursday 29 October 2015 4:48

Yeah, "borrowing" without asking is STEALING.

Sheepies123 6

Thursday 29 October 2015 6:45

Borrowing without asking is still borrowing as long as you return it. What you mean is taking without asking, that is stealing.

fotomiep 7

Thursday 29 October 2015 10:41

If they haven't asked beforehand, it's not borrowing. If they're breaking in to get it, it's not borrowing. Simple.

DoomedGemini 37

Thursday 29 October 2015 16:32

So if I take something with the intent to give it back and the person has me arrested I can get off because i have the intent to give it back? No. Borrowing you have permission.

writerchic85 25

Thursday 29 October 2015 1:40

You didn't happen to post on Facebook about it did you? That's how burglars find places nowadays

bonermonkey 31

Thursday 29 October 2015 2:22

Maybe if you posted publicly but they can hardly be blamed for telling their friends and then their friends being the burglars.

neepmeep 8

Thursday 29 October 2015 1:52

Omg omg this needs a follow up

StarkWolf_fml 23

Thursday 29 October 2015 1:56

you couldn't just shoot em? oh wait you're in California. they're probably armed lol. is that why you didnt call the police?

leogachi 15

Thursday 29 October 2015 7:39

@36 In California you can't shoot a person who isn't armed, so trying to use "they were armed" as a reason you didn't shoot them is dumb.

StarkWolf_fml 23

Thursday 29 October 2015 13:43

I'm saying due to gun laws in California he probably doesnt have a weapon while the thieves do. can't call the police if you're held at gunpoint. derp derp!