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By Anonymous - 24/09/2010 00:24 - United States

Today, I was surfing the web for Halloween costumes, and found one labeled "Extreme Girl Nerd". With the wig, the glasses, and the buck-teeth, it looked exactly like me. FML

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Same thing different taste

By apparentnerd - 31/10/2009 17:32 - United States

Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML

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By Missedtheboat - 30/10/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML

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Time to start a band

By Jonny - 24/11/2023 10:00

Today, I attempted a DIY haircut. In the process, I somehow managed to give myself a reverse mohawk. I now look like I'm auditioning for a punk rock band from the 80s. FML

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Looking good

By JillianJuneBug - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, the bad haircut I got recently no longer makes me look like Dora the Explorer. Instead, I now look like He-Man. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2015 05:03 - United States - Denver

Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML

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By vishuzzbabe77 - 22/08/2011 06:04 - United States

Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML

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Assumptions

By Anonymous - 27/08/2021 16:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was feeling pretty cute in a black dress. Apparently, that makes me "emo" and an "online dater". FML

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Hot or not

By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 04:00

Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML

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Stolen valor

By Anonymous - 09/04/2020 08:00

Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 04:53 - United States

Today, everyone commented on how realistic my "fat suit" was. I didn't dress up for Halloween. FML

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MetalFish 0

Friday 24 September 2010 9:14

Gamer girl nerd are freaking hot. I mean... the alreadt hot ones are hotter. makes them hotter if they are geeks. I've been single way too long xD

sheribb 5

Friday 24 September 2010 9:27

you sound cute ;P nerds are hot

Comments

FloorKnocker 12

Saturday 12 November 2011 1:11

Pffffft! Meg

Daniicus 5

Wednesday 21 March 2012 0:09

Ill openly admit im a nerd and I wear glasses.

ArielTheMermaid 17

Saturday 7 April 2012 5:14

Ahahahaha that's great!

xxDefiantxx 0

Tuesday 21 August 2012 2:32

Nerds girls are extremely attractive IMO

cloudygirl5 16

Monday 3 September 2012 22:54

It's ok I have buck teeth too :B

Kk_Waylen24 21

Sunday 7 April 2013 4:53

Maybe you should change your style

McFadden586 2

Friday 24 May 2013 21:05

Don't change a thing. Some guys like that look. Some rich guys.

abnormalbird 11

Saturday 11 January 2014 8:09

I actually like nerd girls.

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