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By Anonymous - 01/07/2012 00:31

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML

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By Crashed - 01/01/2014 18:21 - United States - Evans

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML

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By mdp624 - 16/08/2012 12:10 - United States - Brookhaven

Today, I was T-boned while going through an intersection. The guy who hit me accused me of not using my turn signal. I was going straight. FML

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By AtLeastThereWasAParamedic - 02/03/2017 20:00

Today, I was walking on the sidewalk near my house when a car pulled out of a parking spot in front of a speeding ambulance. The ambulance swerved up onto the grass. Yes, I broke my arm after being hit by an ambulance. FML

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By anon - 21/06/2014 12:50 - United States - Edison

Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, I got t-boned while on my way represent myself in a deposition for a lawsuit I filed against my neighbor. The other driver was my neighbor's husband. FML

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By skitzobiatch69 - 13/09/2011 17:07 - Australia

Today, after being cut out of the car, on the way to hospital in the ambulance, we were involved in another accident. FML

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By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2018 15:00

Today, after three weeks in the hospital for a lung infection, I was released. On the way home, another car ran a red light and T-boned my car. Back to the hospital I go. FML

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You deserved it 198

By ttsutaoka - 11/07/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML

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You deserved it 2 786

By munchkin - 26/10/2009 06:35 - France

Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML

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LevyLove 17

Sunday 1 July 2012 10:11

Whoa... Going from an accident at an intersection to another accident at a intersection... Is it interCEPTION??! Lol

DalPozzo13 10

Sunday 1 July 2012 10:09

Damn, that's some bad luck

Comments

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Sunday 1 July 2012 20:45

That's what you call the t-bone special. I hope there was no permanent damage. On the bright side there is a lawyer out there who can make it rain for you!

wubbazugg 5

Sunday 1 July 2012 20:49

You need to move. Away from where people drive like that.

Locoluis 15

Sunday 1 July 2012 21:19

Idiots! What part of " weeeeEEEEE AAAAAAAA OWWWWwwww weeeeEEEEE AAAAAAAA OWWWWwwww weeeeEEEEE AAAAAAAA OWWWWwwww weeeeEEEEE AAAAAAAA OWWWWwwww " can't they understand!? Any retard with some money can get a driver's license nowadays. FYL

Squeaky_Tomato 14

Tuesday 3 July 2012 8:35

The same part that gets medics to forget the rule to STOP AT EVERY RED LIGHT, regardless of traffic, then proceed. The driver of the ambulance didn't look before proceeding into the intersection, thus causing a second accident. He/she should be punished. (coming from a fellow EMT)

lilrickyreynag92 1

Sunday 1 July 2012 22:23

God wants u dead

jaredofmo 22

Monday 2 July 2012 0:48

And you are evil.

Michaelsgirl04 9

Sunday 1 July 2012 22:48

hmm...either the person that hit the ambulance came along after the intersection was cleared or I call bs. usually an ambulance will stop at an intersection to make sure that doesn't happen. at least where I am they do

DoubleBlumpkin 4

Monday 2 July 2012 0:07

God I wanna T-Bone you so bad right now.

afropuffjake 9

Monday 2 July 2012 1:10

Sounds like the Russian mafia REALLY hates you.

Roo79 1

Monday 2 July 2012 1:25

Kinda turns you off steak hay!

vbmg152 18

Monday 2 July 2012 2:17

"If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all! Gloom, despair & agony on me!" If you're old enough to know where that quote came from, you must be my age! It's from Hee Haw!