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By Anonymous - 01/07/2012 00:31

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML

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You deserved it 2 072

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By Crashed - 01/01/2014 18:21 - United States - Evans

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML

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By mdp624 - 16/08/2012 12:10 - United States - Brookhaven

Today, I was T-boned while going through an intersection. The guy who hit me accused me of not using my turn signal. I was going straight. FML

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By AtLeastThereWasAParamedic - 02/03/2017 20:00

Today, I was walking on the sidewalk near my house when a car pulled out of a parking spot in front of a speeding ambulance. The ambulance swerved up onto the grass. Yes, I broke my arm after being hit by an ambulance. FML

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By anon - 21/06/2014 12:50 - United States - Edison

Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, I got t-boned while on my way represent myself in a deposition for a lawsuit I filed against my neighbor. The other driver was my neighbor's husband. FML

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By skitzobiatch69 - 13/09/2011 17:07 - Australia

Today, after being cut out of the car, on the way to hospital in the ambulance, we were involved in another accident. FML

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By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2018 15:00

Today, after three weeks in the hospital for a lung infection, I was released. On the way home, another car ran a red light and T-boned my car. Back to the hospital I go. FML

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You deserved it 199

By ttsutaoka - 11/07/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 067

You deserved it 2 787

By munchkin - 26/10/2009 06:35 - France

Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 854

You deserved it 42 497

LevyLove 17

Sunday 1 July 2012 10:11

Whoa... Going from an accident at an intersection to another accident at a intersection... Is it interCEPTION??! Lol

DalPozzo13 10

Sunday 1 July 2012 10:09

Damn, that's some bad luck

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bellygirl2000 0

Monday 2 July 2012 2:36

I don't know why people say you deserve it unless the first one was your fault!.

broadwaybrian 2

Monday 2 July 2012 2:51

You must have messed with the balance of things that's just the universe making sure you get the point

ebfbruh 0

Monday 2 July 2012 2:59

Sounds like someone is gunna be gettin the good drugs...

megamandude455 10

Monday 2 July 2012 3:12

"By the same person." THEN that would be a worse FML.

icefshng8 9

Monday 2 July 2012 3:25

T-boneception

gianthelper 1

Monday 2 July 2012 5:44

Double kill

marinebio 0

Monday 2 July 2012 6:21

T-boneception???

bobthebuilder33 3

Monday 2 July 2012 6:51

Thats rather ironic :S

asleepingbear 8

Monday 2 July 2012 7:25

The steaks are high at intersections

L3g4lPl4typus 0

Monday 2 July 2012 8:08

so I heard you liked being t-boned...

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