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By Anonymous - 01/07/2012 00:31

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 645

You deserved it 2 071

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By Crashed - 01/01/2014 18:21 - United States - Evans

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 477

You deserved it 5 345

By mdp624 - 16/08/2012 12:10 - United States - Brookhaven

Today, I was T-boned while going through an intersection. The guy who hit me accused me of not using my turn signal. I was going straight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 739

You deserved it 1 568

By AtLeastThereWasAParamedic - 02/03/2017 20:00

Today, I was walking on the sidewalk near my house when a car pulled out of a parking spot in front of a speeding ambulance. The ambulance swerved up onto the grass. Yes, I broke my arm after being hit by an ambulance. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 932

You deserved it 433

By anon - 21/06/2014 12:50 - United States - Edison

Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 928

You deserved it 4 860

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, I got t-boned while on my way represent myself in a deposition for a lawsuit I filed against my neighbor. The other driver was my neighbor's husband. FML

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You deserved it 103

By skitzobiatch69 - 13/09/2011 17:07 - Australia

Today, after being cut out of the car, on the way to hospital in the ambulance, we were involved in another accident. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 673

You deserved it 2 393

By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 883

You deserved it 2 558

By Anonymous - 29/03/2018 15:00

Today, after three weeks in the hospital for a lung infection, I was released. On the way home, another car ran a red light and T-boned my car. Back to the hospital I go. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 736

You deserved it 198

By ttsutaoka - 11/07/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 063

You deserved it 2 786

By munchkin - 26/10/2009 06:35 - France

Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 851

You deserved it 42 495

LevyLove 17

Sunday 1 July 2012 10:11

Whoa... Going from an accident at an intersection to another accident at a intersection... Is it interCEPTION??! Lol

DalPozzo13 10

Sunday 1 July 2012 10:09

Damn, that's some bad luck

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Patrickstarfish 0

Monday 2 July 2012 10:02

Bitch please..........

shoieb9 14

Monday 2 July 2012 10:14

Yo Dawg, I heard you like getting T-Boned, so we T-Bone your ambulance while you're being carried away after getting T-Boned!

kimg0885 23

Monday 2 July 2012 19:52

But you still managed to post on FML? Kudos

hiskitten92 0

Monday 2 July 2012 22:38

Know how I know this isn't true? Because your able to talk about it so soon after it happened

bart62 0

Monday 2 July 2012 23:26

God hates you

emilymaevancore 4

Tuesday 3 July 2012 4:59

that.is.horrible. D:

blackman100 20

Tuesday 3 July 2012 6:59

Oh the irony!

talloctopus 7

Tuesday 3 July 2012 10:40

1098765432 0

Tuesday 3 July 2012 10:47

At least you are still alive...

eabaker31 0

Tuesday 3 July 2012 23:26

Whoa. Rotten luck. Sounds like you pissed off someone or something in the universe.

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