We aren't allowed to bring water guns to school. I had to use one for a skit one time and I got yelled at. The principals justification? "Someone can look at that and think its a real gun, and spreading fear is an act of terrorism." The gun was PINK. And clear. I also wasn't allowed to bring a marshmallow shooter to school for the same skit. These ******* principals nowadays have sticks up their asses. For example, my assistant principal gets some sort of sick satisfaction out of yelling at girls for wearing "short shorts/skirts." when they're actually modest. That hypocrite bitch is standing there yelling at someone whilst wearing a skirt shorter than the girls.

*sighh* dont you know the percentage of injuries made by pocket fans?! its pretty high. shame on you OP. peoples lives are at stake! :P

I'm saying you only deserve it because its too damn cold for a pocket fan,lmao!

You've obviously never seen a fan in the hands of a Chinese martial artist. Those things are deadly

I didn't know Kitana from Mortal Kombat was still in high school...

This paranoia over weapons has reached a level of ludicrousness. Today, you can get expelled for playing "cowboys and Indians", which was common childhood fodder when I was a lad with zero inflicted fatalities.

I bet OP played it "cool" while sitting in the office.

Your school sounds like they have noting better to do then bust kids for dumb reasons

I wouldn't want to be carrying books either as you might be tempted to hit someone over the head with one. What's next in these PC days? Will you have to register your hands as deadly weapons if you know martial arts?

Ahh, the zero intelligence policy. What would we do without it?